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  • GTG Advent Tree Daily Bulletin Dec 24th 2013  (12/24/2013)
  • The GTG Advent Tree: branches bursting with holiday treats!
  • May - June 2013  (6/14/2013)
  • String Quartet: Duvel Tripel Hop - the taste of spring
    The Five Pillars of Ethical Reporting
    Coffee chains to introduce 'Fair Tax' range
    'Robophone' threat to management jobs
    Aging Britain: Old Duffer Creches
    English Heritage to manage coal-powered power stations?
    Survey proves GTG readers more intelligent
    Cypriot arrested for selling 50 Euro notes as wallpaper
  • GTG Extra! - 9-Day Weekend: WDT European Tour 2012  (9/24/2012)
  • WDT European Tour 2012 itinerary
    Featured beverage: Trappistes Rochefort 10 - divine intervention
    Compelling Montage
  • June-Sept 2012  (9/24/2012)
  • Celebrated Grey Town vista destroyed
    Stores offer personal shoplifting service
    EU appoints weather regulator
    Book burning: the environmental issues
    'Home Made' declared an EU Protected Designation of Origin
    iMoral App helps you navigate around the pitfalls of moral relativism
  • GTG April-May 2012  (5/4/2012)
  • Grey Town gets ready for 2012
    Britain in Double-Dip Winter
    FART to save the Environment
    Diluted Water Scandal
    Soiled Goods
    Downtime: DIRGE
  • GTG Extra! - WDT London Spring Beer Weekend 2012  (3/7/2012)
  • A Downtime special edition ahead of the WDT London Spring Beer Weekend 2012
  • December 2011  (12/22/2011)
  • Merry Crisismas 2011
    Pied Belges - The GTG Christmas Appeal 2011
    2012 preparations continue - VIP benches installed
    Tobin Tax breakthrough - EU targets tube drivers
    Germany to rebuild the Berlin Wall
    It's cool to be deaf - Apple readies iEer hearing aid
  • September - November 2011  (12/14/2011)
  • Eurozone Crisis: UK declines to join 'Merkozy World' Theme Park
    Pensions Protest: day of Unindustrial Rest
    Exam Cheating Shock
    Light Speed Sensation: New Evidence
    Downtime: Tripel + Dubbel = Trubbel
  • May - August 2011  (8/9/2011)
  • How do you spell scumbag? Class of 2011 fails Citizenship Test
    Economic Crisis - Piped Dreams
    Public Sector Unions Support Cuts
    Hacking Row - Tail End Charlies
    Econofog: How to Save the Euro - Evict Germany
    Quantum Qorner - Space-Time Bender
    Shock Report - 10 out of 10 people will die of something
  • January - April 2011  (4/28/2011)
  • Spring Fever - The Battle of Piccadilly Newsreel
    Despot Challenge - World Tour Latest
    AV Referendum - a GTG Rough Guide
    Meltdown - Chain Reaction of Hyperbole
    EU Coastal Towns - 'Tsunami Stress Test'
    D-4-Despot - Desert Democracy..a Poetic Prophesy
    Downtime Review - Lowlander Grand Cafe
  • December 2010  (12/23/2010)
  • China Acquires Controlling Stake in Eurozone
    Students Highlight Cost of Education
    Britain Sells Last Frigate and Harrier Jets to Somali Pirates
    Party Etiquette: Uplifting Yuletide Tale
    Econofog: China Trapped
    Quantum Qorner: Stuck in the Quantum Tunnel
    Arts: Une parodie de la cupidité
  • August-November 2010  (11/17/2010)
  • Bumper Austerity Issue
    Defence Cuts: its cheaper to lose wars
    Smaller Homes for the Poor
    Government List of Approved Jokes
    Book Burning: the Environmental Issues
    Quantum Qorner: Absinthe Induced Teleportation
    Street Fighting Philosophers
  • June-July 2010  (8/23/2010)
  • Coalition Government - Post Honeymoon Assessment
    Austerity Britain - It's the '70s again!
    Austerity Britain - A Handy Guide to the Budget
    Gulf War III - The crisis abates
    EU to Outlaw Financial Risk
    Climight Change - BP Praised
  • April-May 2010 - Election Special  (5/5/2010)
  • Election Guide Lite
    Greece Forced to Sell Parthenon
    EU Demands Volcano Compensation
    In Memoriam - Bacon Flu
    Climight Change - Weight of Evidence
  • February-March 2010  (3/9/2010)
  • Recession Over - Country Bored with being Poor
    Euro Zone Crisis - Greece faces Eviction
    Airport Security - Transparent Clothing
    Oil found under Thames - Argentina Claims Canvey Island
    Plant Obesity blamed on excess CO2
  • January 2010 - Souvenir Weather Event Special  (1/11/2010)
  • Tragedy in Grey Town - Stranded Bus Passengers Resort to Cannibalism
    Surrey Town Buried in Salt
    Polar Bears Migrate to the UK
    Environmentalists Claim Grit is a Pollutant
  • November-December 2009  (12/21/2009)
  • Copenhagen: Governments can't agree Weather Allocations
    Moral-Offset Trading
    Climate High Priest Accused
    Quantum Qorner: Drink Induced Time-Dilation Effect
    Ring Tones on Ice
    Grey Town Castle
  • September-October 2009  (11/5/2009)
  • EU Circus Seeks New Chief Clown
    9 out of 10 Ministers Prefer Class B Scientists
    Party Conferences Uplift - A Season of Hope
    Vatican Launches Take-Over Bid for Anglican Church
    Government Tackles Exam Grade Inflation
    Beer Drinkers Recognised as an Ethnic Group
  • July-August 2009  (8/23/2009)
  • Pay-As-You-Go Government
    A-Level Grades Up, Spots Down
    Alcohol Limits Revised Upwards
    Russians Caught Selling Ice Caps
    The Nose of York
  • June 2009  (6/26/2009)
  • Parliament Outsourced to India
    Audit Shock: Third of MPs don't exist!
    Kings of Pop spotted on Moon
    Taliban Warlord Awarded £20 million Damages
    Home Euthanasia System
    Meat Me! Lonely Hearts Service
  • May 2009  (5/7/2009)
  • Bacon Flu Pandemic Linked to 24-Hour News
    Government League Tables of Religions
    Geordie Pirates Seize Somali Freighter
    Battery Powered Wind Turbines
    Condom Dispensers Installed at Bus Stops
  • April 2009  (3/31/2009)
  • UK Rebranded
    G20 In Town
    Obama considers Role in Government
    Chav Twins Conceive Child in Womb
    Scumbag Billionaire Sweeps Oscars
    Sex and the Chippy
  • February 2009  (2/26/2009)
  • Miracle On The Wandle
    Serious Weather Event Caused by Credit Freeze
    Global Warming Denial Now a Capital Offence
    Tragedy In Waddon

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WDT Amsterdam-Bruges-Brussels

Triathlon 2011

Taster Reviews in anticipation of the European Tour 2011

Seven Days : Seven Beers : Seven Reasons to Live

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Countdown to Brussels August 2010

Taster Reviews in anticipation of the European Tour 2010

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