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Kids say the Darnest Things...
Grandma's Age
A little boy asked his grandmother how old she was.
"39 and holding," she replied.
"Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"
What's Really Important
One warm summer evening a mother was driving with her three young children. A woman in the convertible in front of them stood up and waved. She was STARK NAKED.
As the mother was reeling from shock, the five year old said, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
Policeman
At the end of the day, a policeman parked his van in front of the station. As he was gathering his equipment, his dog started barking.

The policeman looked up to see a puzzled looking little boy.
"Is that a dog you have back there?"
"Yes, it is," said the policeman.
"What'd he do?"
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