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  December 2014
TIP OF THE MONTH

Did you know Canadians sometimes refer to themselves as "Canucks"!! 

 

 

Please enjoy this video: 
CANUCK VERSION - A Moose in a Maple Tree - The All-Canadian 12 Days of Christmas 
CANUCK VERSION - A Moose in a Maple Tree - The All-Canadian 12 Days of Christmas
 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Here are a couple of jokes you may not have heard before:                                             


Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE! AND AN XBOX 360! AND I PRAY FOR THE NEW IRON MAN COMIC BOOK!"

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

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As in many homes on New Year's Day, for Steve and his wife the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself.  

To keep peace, Steve ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation, before retiring to the family room to turn on the game.


Several minutes later, his wife came downstairs and graciously even bought a cold drink for him. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Steve told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing. "See?" she said, continuing to smile, "You didn't miss a thing."

 

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Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'


'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.


At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

 

 

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Newman Tools Wishes Everyone a Happy Holiday Season & a Great and Healthy 2015!!!

 

 
 
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