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Have you ever heard of Dual-Edged (Easy Out) Screw Extractors?
Dual Edged Screw Extractors
The new generation of Screw Extractors, Tapered flute design
Made of high-strength steel (chrome vanadium) for greater resistance to breaking and rounding out
For unscrewing ruined screws and bolts without damaging threads
Can be turned in clockwise or counterclockwise direction (for right-and left-hand threads)
NEWMAN TOOLS carries a vast selection of taps including common and odd ball sizes. We can also provide you with ...... special taps produced within 24 hours.
We would like to thank Ivy ..... (a blonde) for this funny joke.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.
She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke!
Anyone else have one?
Do you have a good, clean joke to share with us? If so please email it to us: jokes@newmantools.com If we choose to print your joke you will receive a Newman Tools Swiss Army knife..
