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Joke
For the Last Time
At his annual checkup, a man is told by his physician, that he has contracted a deadly disease and only has twelve hours to live. The good thing was that he was not contagious!
When he gets home, he tells his wife the awful news. She is devastated and says, "Sweetheart, let's make love tonight. it will be the night of your life!"
They make love with a passion; they kiss; and go to sleep.
A little while later, he wakes her up and says: "How about we do it again!" They make love again and it is even better and more bittersweet. They are both exhausted and fall asleep.
An hour later, sensing the end is near, the husband wakes up his wife again and says: "How about just one more time?"
She replies: "That is easy for you to say; you do not have to get up in the morning!"
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