Introducing a New Type of 1/4" Drive, Mini Ratchet Set.
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BaerGrip Mini Ratchet Kit
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It is the BaerGrip Mini Ratchet Kit.
This versatile tool is the ONLY �" ratchet in the world that can be
used as a t-handle, mini-ratchet or extended ratchet.
Using a system with chucks and extensions, thread tapping is simple and flexible
The quick release chuck also makes it possible for all hex bit tools to benefit from the advantages of the BaerGrip ratchet.
For more information please click here or contact Newman Tools @ 1-800-465-1384.
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Have you tried the Prep Pen Spot Sanding Pen?
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It goes where other tools or sand paper cannot reach.
Prep Pen's powerful glass fibers thoroughly clean every corner, crevice and pocket.
It's like a pencil point sand blaster!
Click here to purchase the Prep Pen on-line.
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Have you checked out the Newman Tools TAP GUIDE? | |
Taps
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It is a good general guide.
It covers: Styles | Chamfer | Markings | Symbols | Technical | Thread Forms | Tap Thread (inch) Limits and Dimensions
Click here to check it out!
NEWMAN TOOLS carries a vast selection of taps including common and odd ball sizes.
We can also provide you with ...... special taps produced within 24 hours.
Questions??? Please feel free to contact us.
Newman Tools can be reached at: 1-800-465-1384 (Canada and the USA) or 1-613-836-6776 for more information.
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Joke
We would like to thank Andy Mazoff for this funny joke.
B&Q JOB APPLICATION
(like Home Depot)
This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q. They hired him because he was so funny....
NAME: Mr. K. Way
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever is available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I? DESIRED SALARY: �150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here'? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with amazing features, and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. NEAREST RELATIVE?: 7 miles DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes. absolutely.
Do you have a good, clean joke to share with us? If so please email it to us: jokes@newmantools.com If we choose to print your joke you will receive a Newman Tools Swiss Army knife..
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