Joke
We would like to thank RICH BARAN for this joke. He will receive a Newman Tools Swiss Army knife for his contribution.
The Senior and his Corvette
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette out of the
dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing" he thought as he flew down the highway pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol officer behind him, blue lights flashing, and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this,"and
pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes." "Today is Friday."
"If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I will let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were bringing her back!"
Do you have a good, clean joke to share with us?
If so, email it to jokes@newmantools.com. If your joke is published in our email newsletter you will be the lucky winner of a Newman Tools Swiss Army knife.
|