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We hope you enjoy these holiday jokes:
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE! AND AN XBOX ! AND I PRAY FOR A COMPUTER."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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On New Year's Eve, Bob was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car in the car park and walked home.
As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Bob.
"That is a crazy excuse" "Who gives a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?" asked the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Bob grimly.
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The other night, a couple was walking down the street, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a police officer walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on.
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"
To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
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One evening, in a busy bar in northern Canada, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a hot whiskey.
Without batting an eye, the bartender made the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."
The reindeer looked hard at the change and said, "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something,mister. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."
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