Joke
A man, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old man at a small stand, selling ties.
The thirsty man asked, "Do you have water?"
The little old man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $25."
The thirsty man shouted, "You Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the little old man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need."
Cursing, the thirsty man staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said, "Your "crazy" brother won't let me in without a tie!"
Thanks to Harold Jacobs, who will receive a special Swiss Army Knife for his contribution.
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