Joke
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway
seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the
priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your
fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk man muttered,
returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the
man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, father. I was just reading here that
the Pope does."
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