Joke
A young man walked into a jeweler shop one Friday with a stunning lady at his side. "I am looking for a special ring for my girlfriend." He said. The jeweler looked through his stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $4,000. "You do not understand, I want something very unique," the young man said. At that, the jeweller fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here is one stunning ring I had kept for a special woman. Since you want something special for the stunning lady I will sell it to you for $50,000."
The woman's eyes lit up and started to sparkle. Seeing this, the young man said he would take it.
"How are you paying sir? I will pay by check. But of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so, I will write the check now and you can phone the bank tomorrow. Then I will pick up the ring on Monday. Is that okay with you?" the man asked. The jeweler agreed. Monday morning a frustrated jeweler phoned the young man. "You fraud. You lied. There is no money in that account!" "I know, but can you imagine what a great weekend I had?"
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