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 "Look Mom....No Hands"
miracle point  | Do you need to check angles?
We have the Miracle Point Magnetic
Base Protractor.
It has an
extremely sensitive, balanced needle.
The V base exerts a powerful magnetic pull to most any shape or form.
The V base
is precision milled and the center pin will show the middle point.
This product is used at various locations:Toolroom and Machine Shops Determining
angles on shapers, milling machines, grinders, etc. Quickly
finds the center of square or round stock. All
angle finding operations in your shop.
Welding Shops
quickly and accurately determining angles
Construction and Maintenance
locate plumb and centerline
Auto and Truck Shops
Checks drive lines angles and other possiblities
#900 Miracle Point Magnetic Base Protractor is available in three models
- MAG.C-900 0�- 90�- 0�
- MAG.C-900CW 0�- 360� CW
- MAG.C-900CCW 0�- 360� CCW
for more information please click here |
Would you like to save time and eliminate hazards of spreading flanges?
 Safety Boy Flange Spreadereliminates many hazards such as hammer blows, chisels,
flying wedges and sparks easy to use: just apply pressure to ratchet handle
after the tool is positioned on the flange it is lightweight, easy to assemble, and even works in
cramped quarters
Who uses
this product?
It is
used wherever there is piping maintenance such as: on pipelines, refineries,
chemical plants, food processing plants, utility companies, in hospitals, and
ships.
There are four models to choose from. For more information please click here
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Taps, Taps, and more Taps
Newman Tools has the largest assorted stock of taps in the world.
We supply taps from .3mm to 200 mm and from #0000 to 8".
Available in Inch, Metric, British, Acme, Trapezoidal, Pipe, Buttress, PG, Left Hand and Blueprint Specials.
Special Taps Available in:
- short and long series
- slow or fast spiral
- spiral pointed
- fluteless taps
- extension taps
For technical information please click on these links:
Everything you wanted to know about taps but were afraid to ask
Do you know your tap drill sizes?
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Joke
What Not To Name Your Dog
Everybody
who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Spot".
I call mine
"Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the Treasurer's office
to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a licence
for Sex. The officer told me "I would
like to have one too". Then I said "But this is for my dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like.
But I said "you don't understand, I have had Sex since I was nine years
old". He told me I must have been quite
a kid.
When I got married
and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with us. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room
for Sex. The clerk informed me that
every room was for sex. I said "You
don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."
One day I
entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition, he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
standing there. I told him that I
planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets
on my own. "No, no, you do not
understand I had hoped to have Sex on t.v."
He called me an exhibitionist.
When my wife
and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your honour, I had Sex before I was
married. The judge said "Big Deal".
Last night
Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking
around for him. A policeman came over to me and asked "What are you doing in
this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?". I told him I was looking for
Sex. My case comes up on Friday !!.
Author unknown.
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Thanks for reading our email.
Sincerely,
Barbara Wagner
barbara@newmantools.com
We specialize in odd-ball tools.
If there is something you need and cannot find contact "the big boss" and he can try to help solve your problem.
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