To give you some idea as to the level of weird involved here, this is a pic of Planetoid:

 

In case you're wondering, the cat is the front man.Click here for the Facebook invite.

 

If the world is still standing after this Friday, we're then scheduled to make our long awaited return to NYC for our first ever show at Mercury Lounge on Sunday, 10/17,with the mighty PUi. They look like this: 

 

We're working out like mad for this show. Hopefully Samwell's chest will have healed by then from his unsuccessful attempt at waxing his chest with hot asphalt.

 

In the unfathomably unlikely event anything in the known universe hasn't been reduced to sub-atomic particles after the above cataclysms, we're returning to Dodge Street club in Salem MA on Saturday 10/23 to play a Halloween show also with Planetoid and The Force.

Ever wanted to know what Samwell does to get ready for a show? (Hint: it's not calisthenics.) TheVoices.net sat down for a little Q&A with Earth's foremost superhero, whose picture is really unnecessarily large here.

More terribleness. In case you missed Part 1,you can read it here.  

 

 

Sample lyric:

Better run for cover 

 

There are really only two ways to interpret these lyrics. One is to imagine Rob Halford as some sort of leather studded Lothario with a fuel-injected penis, in which case you should definitely run for cover. The other scenario is that he's simply suffering from premature ejaculation, in which case you should at least duck and cover. Either way, this song should have been called 'Tarded Lover. 

 

Sample lyric:

We'd love to bring you totally accurate lyrics to this grammatically tangled title by Gorgoroth (whose name sounds like how normal words come out when you have the mumps) but the band not only refuses to publish their lyrics, they send cease and desist letters to anyone who transcribes them. We're gonna do it anyway though, because we're pretty sure that guy's knife is plastic. Here are the words we can make out:

 

Well... that explains the secretiveness. They lifted the lyrics to the Barney theme. 

 

 

 Sample lyric:
Don't call me Gigolo
Don't call me Casanova
Just call me on the phone
And baby come on over

 

Ok, stop. That lyric makes us angrier than most war crimes. Not only is it terrible and lazy, it would only rhyme if Joe Elliot had a thick Boston accent, which he does not. Let's continue:

 

Do you want to know why Def Leppard's career nose-dived? Because your Dad started writing lyrics for them. And then there's the chorus:

 

 

I am Sam 

 

That's actually an improvement.