"Until I read this message by an unknown writer I never realized the truth of what I'll call Progressive Environmentalism. Those who tout being "green" have little concept of how un-green their lives have become. Anyone over fifty will find this a real gem. Anyone under fifty may find a little more perspective." Lynn Barber
Just the way God made them.
The Green "Thing"
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she
should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for
the environment.
The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green
thing back in my day."
The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation
did not care enough to save our environment."
He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day.
Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer
bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be
washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles
over and over. So they really were recycled.
But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day. In
her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator
in every store and office building. They walked to the grocery store
and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to
go two blocks.
But she was right. They didn't have the green thing in her day.
Back then, they washed the baby's diapers because they didn't have the
throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy
gobbling machine burning up 220 volts - wind and solar power really did
dry the clothes.
Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not
always brand-new clothing.
But that old lady is right; they didn't have the green thing back in
her day
.
Back then, they had one TV or radio, in the house - not a TV in every
room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief, not a
screen the size of the state of Montana . In the kitchen, they blended
and stirred by hand because they didn't have electric machines to do
everything for you. When they packaged a fragile item to send in the
mail, they used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam
or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut
the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They
exercised by working so they didn't need to go to a health club to run
on treadmills that operate on electricity.
But she's right; they didn't have the green thing back then.
They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead of using a
cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water.
They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen,
and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away
the whole razor just because the blade got dull.
But they didn't have the green thing back then.
Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes
to school or rode the school bus instead of turning their moms into a
24-hour taxi service.
They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets
to power a dozen appliances.
And they didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed
from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest
pizza joint.
But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful the old
folks were, just because they didn't have the green thing back then?
