Friday's Labor Folklore 
Con Carbon, Minstrel of the Mine Patch

Yiddish Curses 

on the Republicans

  • May you sell everything and retire to Florida just as global warming makes it uninhabitable.
  • May you live to be a hundred and twenty without Social Security or Medicare.
  • May your son be elected President and may you have no idea what you did with his birth certificate.
  • May you feast every day on chopped liver and onions, chicken soup with dumplings, gefilte fish with horseradish, beef brisket and gravy and may every bite be contaminated with E. Coli because the government gutted the EPA.
  • May you be reunited in the world to come with your ancestors, who were all Jewish socialist garment workers from New York.
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