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Greetings!
November....wow! Where does the time go? Christmas is just around the corner, not to mention Thanksgiving popping up real soon!
We were in Las Vegas last month for our last bird expo of the year. It was lots of fun and great to see our old friends and meet new ones! Welcome to our Birdie Britches family.
Start watching for the announcement of new toy designs. No traveling means more time to devote to designing. How fun! Email me with your great toy ideas!
The Birdie Britches Bird Toys website is down right now for maintenance and remodeling. Watch for the announcement that it is back up and better than ever! Meanwhile, please email your orders to birdiebritches@gmail.com.
Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving; and always remember to practice safe toys!
Sincerely,
Lisa McManus
Birdie Britches Bird Toys
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How to Stuff Your Parrot on Thanksgiving
This has been around for years, but I still laugh every time I read it.
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Ingredients:
Turkey
Stuffing
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes with Gravy
Green Beans
Cranberry Sauce
Hot Rolls and Butter
Relish Tray
Pumpkin Pie with Whipped Cream
Hot Coffee
Get up early in the morning and have a cup of coffee. It's going to be a long day, so place your parrot on a perch nearby to keep you company while you prepare the meal.
Remove parrot from kitchen counter and return him to perch.
Prepare stuffing, and remove parrot from edge of stuffing bowl and return him to perch.
Stuff turkey and place it in the roasting pan, and remove parrot from edge of pan and return him to perch.
Have another cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Remove parrot's head from turkey cavity and return him to perch, and restuff the turkey.
Prepare relish tray, and remember to make twice as much so that you'll have a regular size serving after the parrot has eaten his fill. Remove parrot from kitchen counter and return him to perch.
Prepare cranberry sauce, discard berries accidentally flung to the floor by parrot.
Peel potatoes, remove parrot from edge of potato bowl and return him to perch.
Arrange sweet potatoes in a pan and cover with brown sugar and mini marshmallows. Remove parrot from edge of pan and return him to perch. Replace missing marshmallows.
Brew another pot of coffee. While it is brewing, clean up the torn filter. Pry coffee bean from parrot beak. Have another cup of coffee and remove parrot from kitchen counter and return him to perch.
When time to serve the meal:
Place roasted turkey on a large platter, and cover beak marks with strategically placed sprigs of parsley.
Put mashed potatoes into serving bowl, rewhip at last minute to conceal beak marks and claw prints.
Place pan of sweet potatoes on sideboard, forget presentation as there's no way to hide the areas of missing marshmallows.
Put rolls in decorative basket, remove parrot from side of basket and return him to perch.
Remove beaked rolls, serve what's left.
Set a stick of butter out on the counter to soften - think better and return it to the refrigerator.
Wipe down counter to remove mashed potato claw tracks. Remove parrot from kitchen counter and return him to perch.
Cut the pie into serving slices. Wipe whipped cream off parrot's beak and place large dollops of remaining whipped cream on pie slices.
Whole slices are then served to guests, beaked-out portions should be reserved for host and hostess.
Place parrot inside cage and lock the door.
Sit down to a nice relaxing dinner with your family - accompanied by plaintive cries of "WANT DINNER!" from the other room.
And have a happy Thanksgiving!
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Ask Gandalf
Q&A With a Wise Old Bird
Hi everyone....I have some really great answers to your questions this month....as usual!
Dear Gandalf,
With Thanksgiving approaching, and with your plucked body, aren't you afraid someone will stuff you and put you in the oven?
Signed: Chef Conure
Dear Chef,
I'd like to see someone try, besides I am a tough old bird and don't have much meat on me. My crop can get pretty large sometimes and that might attract attention. Maybe I better be more careful this time of year.
Dear Gandalf,
My name is Dharbi. I am an African Grey Congo. They say I am from Africa, but I was hatched in Atascadero California about 4 and half years ago. My owner started to feed me the day that I came out of the nest. He loves me and spoils me all the time. He is the light of my life. My world revolves around him. I don't like his wife much, but she tries to engage me and gives me treats. How can I learn to love her also? It is hard because I only have eyes for him.
On another note, can you send me instructions on how to open my cage from the inside? I can open all the other bird cages in our house but only from the outside. Its fun to let them all out and see my owner try to catch all of them and put them back. I just sit and laugh.
I have to go now because my best friend Peppers wants to play. Peppers is a big black cat. We play all the time. I chase her and try to bite her tail and then she turns around and pats me on the head with her paw. She has no claws. Sometimes we just sit together and watch TV with my owner. We all get along. There are 2 greys, 2 parakeets, 2 cockatiels and 3 cats and a fish tank. I think I live in a ZOO.
I have to go now. Please send me the instructions on the cage thing asap.
Love, Dharbi
Dear Dharbi,
I know exactly what you mean...I'm a one-human bird myself. When that "other" comes in my room I put up my wings and scare him. He doesn't give me treats so you are lucky. My advice to you is to take the treats and be nice for a minute or two and then do what you usually would do. She should get her own bird.
Ok, as for as the getting out of your cage thing I must admit I don't know how. I never go into a cage, unless it's to steal someone else's food so I don't have that problem. However I know an expert, Kayin and I use him as a consultant. Kayin says that his slaves call him a Blue and Gold Macaw. Following are his instructions to you:
"It is so wonderful to be acknowledged for my expertise. I don't know why my "human" thinks I like being in my cage. I love being free to visit my other "bird friends" and to create havoc on the woodwork in this house. I discovered that I could loosen the screws on my cage door. Then I managed to remove then so I could escape. My person thought she could contain me by wiring the door shut. What a revelation - I found that I could unscrew the food dish enclosures. It was like magic. I could totally remove the screws and bolts from the doors and then I could escape through the small doors. I love the freedom. My "human" is no longer able to totally contain me. I love it. I will continue to think of various ways to let my "bird friends" know that escape is a matter of just using our skills. I can escape from any cage at any time. "
Words of wisdom, eh? Thanks Kayin but your name should be Houdini.
I don't like cats. There is one that lives here and isn't allowed in my room. I would like him to come in because I'd make quick work of him!
Actually it sounds as if you live in a zoo. I lived in one once.....do you have elephants also?
Guess I'll be saying my usual ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! I am going to go and hide until after Thanksgiving.
All you birds out there!! PLEASE SEND ME QUESTIONS FOR NEXT MONTH to
As always Arrrrggggghhhhhh
Gandalf
The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily those of this company, not necessarily those of the editor, and probably not necessary.

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Buster, Blue Front Amazon
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What is in a Scientific Name?
By Tanya Dewey
Every recognized species on earth (at least in theory) is given a two-part scientific name. This system is called "binomial nomenclature." These names are important because they allow people throughout the world to communicate unambiguously about animal species. This works because there are sets of international rules about how to name animals and zoologists try to avoid naming the same thing more than once, though this does sometimes happen. These naming rules mean that every scientific name is unique. For example, if bluegill sunfish are given the scientific name Lepomis macrochirus, no other animal species can be given the same name. So, if you are a Russian scientist studying relatives of sunfish and you want to discuss bluegill sunfish with a Canadian researcher, you both use the scientific name and know exactly what the other is talking about.
Scientific names are also designed to tell you something about the animal's relationships with other animals. The scientific name of each species is made up of a generic name (generic epithet) and a specific name (specific epithet). In our bluegill sunfish example the generic epithet is Lepomis and the specific epithet is macrochirus. The generic epithet is the name of the genus (singular of genera) to which bluegill sunfish belong, the genus Lepomis. Some genera contain only one species but most genera are made up of many species. There are other species of sunfish in the genus Lepomis, examples are Lepomis cyanellus (green sunfish), Lepomis megalotis (longear sunfish), and Lepomis gibbosus (pumpkinseed sunfish). Notice that all of these species share the same generic epithet, this indicates that they are all thought to be more closely related to each other than to any other species of fish. The genus is the first level of taxonomic organization, in a way, because all species that are thought to be most closely related, are placed together in a genus.
Scientific names are often descriptive also, suggesting something about the animal. For instance, longear sunfishes have long and conspicuous operculum flaps (a hardened structure extending from the gill flap), making them look like they have long ears. The specific name, megalotis, means "big ears." Another example is yellow-headed blackbirds, whose scientific name is Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus, which literally means "yellow-headed, yellow head." Scientific names also sometimes bear the names of people who were instrumental in discovering or describing the species. Myotis keenii, "Keen's mouse-eared bat," is named after a gentleman named Keen (Myotis means "mouse-eared"). They may also contain references to regions where the species are found, such as southern right whales, Eubalaena australis, which translates to "southern true-baleen." Finally, some scientific names reflect the common names given to these animals by native peoples, such as Oncifelis guigna, a small, South American cat species called guigna by people of Chile and Argentina.
Unlike scientific names, common names are not unique. As a result, common name usage can lead to confusion about what animal is being referred to and what their relationships are to other animals. An example are "badgers." There are various animals worldwide that are superficially similar, honey badgers (Mellivora capensis), North American badgers (Taxidea taxus), Eurasian badgers (Meles meles), stink badgers (Mydaus javanensis), and ferret badgers (Melogale personata). Although they are all called "badgers" and they are all members of the same mammalian family, they are not each other's closest relatives.
There are many examples of confusing and redundant common names, just remember that you can't rely on the common name to tell you anything about the animal's evolutionary history.
Taxonomy, the science and process of naming living organisms, is a field that is constantly changing. When our scientific understanding of animal species and their relationships changes, it may mean that scientific names change as well. For example, all small cat species were once included in the genus Felis. They have since been split into multiple genera in order to better represent important evolutionary differences among them.
Bobcats were once known by the scientific name, Felis rufus, this name has since been changed to Lynx rufus. Unfortunately, older scientific literature on bobcats will still be found under Felis rufus and some sources may not recognize the name change right away.
Some species have come to be known by multiple scientific names. In such cases one name is chosen for the species and the other names are referred to as "synonyms" of the species name. For example, all bats in the genus Lasiurus were once also known by the generic name Nycteris. So Lasiurus borealis would have also been known as Nycteris borealis. The valid, currently recognized name is Lasiurus borealis and Nycteris borealis is considered a synonym.
If you cannot find information for a particular scientific name try searching the taxonomy databases we use, to be sure that the species isn't known by a different name.
Animal Diversity Web

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Birdie Britches Calendar
Plan ahead -
2013 Calendar will be similar
Visit us at these
Bird Expos
May 20 Henderson, NV August 19 Indianapolis, IN Central Indiana Cage Bird Club
September 8 Tulsa, OK
September 29-30 Lafayette, LA October 14 Henderson, NV
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