Top Reasons a Dog Should Run For President
1. Dogs are Willing to Play Ball with Congress.
2. Dogs are Willing to Protect Home Territory to the death.
3. Dogs Bark when needed and bite only when necessary.
4. There are no Demidogs.
5. Dogs don't care about the color of your skin, what religion you belong to, how much money. you have or whether you are gay or straight.
6. Dogs are free of dogma.
7. Dog don't build walls.
8. Dogs don't belong to Super Packs.
9. Dogs know when to be dominant without aggression and when to submit with grace.
10. Dogs don't lie.
11. Dogs can't fire guns.
12. Dogs can smell out trouble before it happens
13. Dogs are more concerned about peace than conflict.
14. Dogs can't read so they wouldn't pass laws
15. A dog is never politically correct.
16. Dogs are "we" centric not "I" centric.
17. Dogs forgive and don't hold grudges.
18. Compromise is what dogs do with grace.
19. Dogs can fight hard for what they want but give in when it is in the packs interest.
20. Dogs don't put themselves above the interests of the pack.
21. Dogs are loyal and faithful.
22. Dogs know how to make us smile.
23. A wagging tail can win over a wagging finger any day.
24. Dogs have an international language and can bring peace to the world.
