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September 2016 Issue #81
Quick, what's a pirate's favorite letter? "R," ye say? Nay, ye scalawag! Even a lowly cabin boy knows a pirate's first love is the C!
Shiver me timbers, 'tis September again -- the month that harbors International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Aye, mates, September 19th is a date to treasure, fer sure. The dress code calls for eye patch and cutlass. Buckle yer swash, hoist yer Jolly Roger, grab some swag and commandeer the best seats at the bar with yer favorite crew of scurvy dogs and wanton wenches. Yar!
DOWN ON THE FARMS
Florida:
The pirates of Pensacola are long gone, but the Pennisetum, Penstemon, Perovskia and Phlox of Pensacola are thriving. If it's buried booty ye seek, look no further than the flourishin' roots under these bushy beauties. Elsewhere in the alphabet, our Geranium 'Rozanne', all Echinacea, and Carex testacea are lookin' "better than ever," says our Gulf Coast plant health specialist and surfer dude Barry Ballard. They're as lush, flush and happy as a sailor in a school o' mermaids. |
| | Perovskia atriplicifolia 'Blue Steel' |
Pennsylvania:
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| | Carex oshimensis 'Evergold' |
RANDOM USELESS QUOTES DEPARTMENT
"Autumn is a second spring, when every leaf is a flower." - Albert Camus
"By all these lovely tokens September days are here, With summer's best of weather and autumn's best of cheer." - Helen Hunt Jackson "Prepare to be boarded!" - Pirate pickup line
PPA RECAP
The Perennial Plant Association's National Symposium convened in Bloomington, Minnesota last month. Among many tour stops, the standout to me was the Minnesota Landscape Arboretum, whose 1,200 acres showcase nigh every facet of horticulture. Two faves: Dr. Mary Meyer's grass collection/trials; and the sculpture garden, where native grasses, especially Sporobolus, are used lavishly to frame the statuary. A very cool place. Put it on your list if fate finds you in the Gopher State.
Also at PPA, breeder Brent Horvath of Intrinsic Perennials received this year's prestigious Grower Award. Brent launched some of our coolest grasses, like Andropogon 'Blackhawks' and Pennisetum 'Ginger Love'. He's also the source of our catalog cover girl perennial, Sedum 'Thundercloud', and he's got lots more up his puffy piratical sleeve. Let's hear a YARR!! for Brent!
A planned bus tour to the garden centers of Lake Wobegon was canceled when it was discovered that Lake Wobegon is, in fact, fictional. A good thing they checked before driving us all the way out to the edge of the prairie, eh?
 WHAT'S HOT
x marks the hybrid! Rich blue bottlebrush blooms rise over licorice-scented, sea-green leaves. Lures bees, butterflies, hummingbirds and an occasional albatross. More winter-hardy than most; we hear that's important to landlubbers.
HORTISCOPE
'Tis officially the month o' Virgo & Libra, but belay that! September be hijacked by Pisces, Cancer and Aquarius, the sea-farin' signs. Libra, leave them scales on the deck before ye walk the plank. Me & me mates'll be usin' 'em to divvy up our booty! Virgo, c'mere 'n let me show ye the ropes! Yar!
TRAY BON!
A BOUNTY OF BRINY BODACIOUSNESS
At ease, Matey! You needn't be a seasoned sea dog to cast a spell of ocean magic on your perennial and grass selection.
It'll do your heart good - your Brunnera 'Sea Heart', that is. No ticket, tattoo, or passport required. Just book passage on the good ship ECG!
EPILOGUE
Pirates have struck fear in the hearts of honest folk since man first sailed the seven seas. Famous pirates: Jean LaFitte, Sir Francis Drake, Jack Sparrow. Famous pirate captives: Julius Caesar, 75BC; Saint Patrick, 450AD; Captain Richard Phillips, 2009.
Today, buccaneering is on the upswing, with yearly losses in the tens o' billions - maybe more. Ship owners don't report all incidents for the same reason you didn't call your agent about that last dinged fender: Fear o' risin' insurance costs! For a big slug of pirattitude, sail over to talklikeapirate.com. Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket are a bottomless trove of lore, legend and laughs. Be sure to drop anchor back here next month for a fresh, warm Coastal Current. Until then, may the trade winds be always at yer back. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' 20-10-20!
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