Phlox paniculata 'Laura'

HORTISCOPE

Aries: You're in fast company. Fellow Rams include race drivers Al Unser and Danica Patrick, and Roger Bannister, the first sub-four-minute miler. World-class creativity runs in Arians, too, a la Muddy Waters, Norah Jones and her daddy Ravi Shankar. Are you a home brewer? Keep it flowing if you want to catch up to August Anheuser Busch Jr. But if you claim kinship with the luminaries, you're also stuck with the Dark Side: Butch Cassidy, Clyde Barrow and Nikita Khrushchev.

Taurus: Don't you get cocky either, O Bullheaded one. Your sign embraces William Shakespeare, Sigmund Freud, Salvador Dali and Orson Welles, but you also rub astral elbows with Vladimir Lenin and (gulp) Adolf Hitler. We won't hold it against you.

Tauries: Those born on the cusp can legally RamBull into any bank this April 1 and demand all the money they have. Say the secret password "Swordfish," and they'll hand over the cash. Remember: It only works on the 1st, and only in leap years. If you miss it, you have to wait til 2020, when you'll see everything clearly.