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AUGUST 2015 Newsletter
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 LIFE IS A KERFUFFLE AND THEN THIS COMES ALONG...
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."
Now, you are probably wondering how I can segue from this into one of my usual critiques and pithy observations on the life around us. Well, I am too. There is this Iran "Agreement" with leaders who vow to kill us every week, nuclear proliferation, illegal immigration, Common Core, Obamacare, shootings of our military who are unarmed by militants who are, the VA Hospital mess, the gay marriage ruling, Cuba, Caitlyn Jenner, entitlements, voter fraud..., it never stops, so I am taking a vacation. I just thought this was such a funny story that I should share it. We can't be serious all the time! 
Your Editor, Occasionally Stymied, Flummoxed and on editorial PTO this month
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TILT! NOT GOOD WITH PINBALL MACHINES BUT GREAT FOR EXCAVATING ON SLOPES.
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE WACKER NEUSON COMPACT EXCAVATOR VERTICAL DIGGING SYSTEM.
Check it out, click on this You Tube link: The Wacker Neuson Optional Vertical Digging System (VDS): It enables progressive tilting of the superstructure by up to 15° to compensate for slopes up to 27%.
There is no other machine like it! But don't take our word for it, see for yourself. Ask for a demo, take it out on rental or buy one for your use. (Makes a nice gift, too.)
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Looking for more exciting news? Hold on to your hat!
Ta-Ta-Ta Tahhhh!
If you have anything to do with landscaping and snow removal or would like to, come to Gamka at 5:30 PM on Thursday, September 17th. We are hosting the New Jersey Landscape Contractors Association meeting. There will be mower races, chainsaw competitions, prizes, lots of Husqvarna and Wacker Neuson equipment, Gatic trench drain (really awesome) and much more to see and try PLUS BEER, BURGERS AND BRATS. It is always a fun evening and the NJLCA offers its members great and pertinent information on how to get the most profit out of property maintenance, health insurance options and certifications. Register on line and get a gift when you get here. Click HERE to Register!
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GETTING PRETTY TIRED OF CUTTING YOUR GRASS? NOT TO WORRY, IT WON'T BE MUCH LONGER BEFORE YOU CAN SWAP THAT MOWER FOR A RAKE --- OR, MUCH BETTER, A BLOWER! YES, HUSQVARNA OUTDOOR POWER EQUIPMENT WILL MAKE THAT CHORE AGREEABLE. NEED TO TRIM A TREE, SPLIT LOGS, EDGE BEDS OR WHATEVER, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. GAMKA AND HUSQVARNA ARE READY TO HELP. COME TO THE GAMKA SHOWROOM AND SEE HOW MANY WAYS THERE ARE TO MAKE LIFE EASIER AND GIVE YOU TIME TO ENJOY ADULT BEVERAGES, FOOTBALL OR ANYTHING THAT BEATS CHORES.
What better way to cut that grass, prune those hedges, edge those beds and trim your trees than to use Husqvarna outdoor power equipment. While you are mulling this over, please take note of all the outdoor power tools Gamka has to assist you in keeping the environment at bay.
To make the process of obtaining any Husqvarna equipment painless, check out Husqvarna's financing!
How does no down payment and 0% interest for up to 48 months sound for qualified applicants? See all the Husqvarna's financing at www.husqvarna.com.
We have a huge selection of outdoor power equipment in stock now with special prices, too. For more information go to our website, gamka.com,
or better yet, visit our showroom to see the huge number of choices from Husqvarna, Poulan, Stryker and more, all on display. Assembly, service and delivery is available at an additional cost if wanted. Our showroom is open Monday through Friday from 6:30 AM to 5:00 PM. Gamka is a Factory Authorized distributor offering service, warranty and parts.
Check gamka.com for models and specifications. Come to the showroom for pricing, or we can e-mail, fax or whisper them over the phone to you. Wow!
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Gamka's doors are open Monday through Friday, 6:30 AM to 5:00 PM and other times by appointment.
Call to set up a time!
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HUSQVARNA HAS THE POWER!
OUTDOOR POWER EQUIPMENT, THAT IS.
20% Fleet Discounts for Qualified Purchases and Financing too!
Gamka has all types of Husqvarna outdoor power equipment in stock! The best time to buy is when the selection is big, and that is NOW! And if you need Mowers, Blowers, Chain Saws, Edgers, Aerators, Seeders, Trimmers, Tillers, Brush Cutters & MORE--- See 'em in Gamka's showroom or on-line on our website! Give yourself a gift if no one else will. We have snow throwers too. Duh, think ahead. You may be surprised at how easy it can be to update your commercial equipment fleet or lawn and garden power tools at home with great savings. Put your list together and come on down to Gamka HQ and see the Husqvarna line of outdoor power products on display in our showroom. Give a look! There is even financing for qualified purchasers, up to 48 months with 0% interest. Click here for Husqvarna financing solutions. Ask Gamka about 90-second credit approval. Unlike the big box stores where you go home with a big box, Gamka will set up your machine, test run it, even deliver it! Yes, there is a charge for that but we can do it better than most of you can. Also, unlike the big box stores, we do warranty repairs and service what we sell. We also have generators, pumps and lots more. Gamka does other outdoor equipment repairs on nearly all makes so if your present machine is not running this is the time to arrange to fix it.
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