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March 2015 Newsletter

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STOP! BE WARNED THAT THE EDITORIAL BELOW CONTAINS DISTURBING, GRAPHIC REFERENCES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 13.

RONALD REAGAN SAID, "TRUST BUT VERIFY."

IT IS STILL GREAT ADVICE.

A group of friends from the local Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to
prepare the meal.

When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too expensive."

He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There's plenty in the creek bed."

She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."

He said, "Well, I see wild animals eating them and they're OK."

So Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.

The meal was a great success. Janet even hired a helper lady from town to help her serve. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played '42' and dominoes. About then, the helper lady came in and whispered in Janet's ear.

She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot is dead."

Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quickly as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm."

Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. The EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump. One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema and pumped out their stomach. Read More >

Sincerely.

Bob Hibler Signature

Editor and crotchety, too.

It's time for Gamka's Annual "Not just for Landscapers"
OPEN HOUSE

When? March 11, 2015 10:AM to 4:00 PM

WELCOME

ALL LANDSCAPERS,

ARBORISTS, TREE SERVICES, HARDSCAPERS, MASONS, IRRIGATION SPECIALISTS, LIGHTING INSTALLERS,

SNOW, SITE, AND PROPERTY MANAGERS!*

*And anyone else who wants to come.

Pre-register and a present will be awaiting your arrival.

Click HERE by March 10th to reserve your place and gift.

GET DEMOS, DISCOUNTS, DEALS,
FOOD AND BEVERAGES.

IT'S INDOORS AND RAIN OR SHINE,

10:00 AM TO 4:00 PM.

SEE IT ALL IN ONE PLACE, AT GAMKA SALES IN EDISON.

DID YOU MISS THE GAMKA YOUTUBE VIDEO TRILOGY FEATURED HERE LAST MONTH? IT WON'T BE APPEARING AT A THEATER NEAR YOU ANYTIME SOON BUT YOU CAN SEE IT NOW RIGHT HERE!

Yes, in just a very few minutes you can get the Grand Tour of Gamka's World Headquarters without having to leave the comfort of your office desk via YouTube. --- Your Introduction to Gamka World Headquarters is just a click away. No lines, no waiting, no charge and no popcorn, start here!

PART 1

Gamka Intro Showroom

PART 2

Gamka Tour 2 Warehouse

PART 3

Gamka Tour 3

In less than four minutes you will know just what Gamka is, does and can do for you. Of course, you are always welcome to see the entire place, or as much as interests you, in person. And, after seeing the Gamka Grand Tour on YouTube, you will know we mean it when we say, "If we have it, you need it!"

ARE YOU AS SICK OF WINTER AS WE ARE? (ON THE OTHER HAND WE HAVE HAD A BANNER SEASON WITH HEATERS SO IT AIN'T ALL BAD.) EVEN SO, WE LONG FOR SPRING AND OUR THOUGHTS TURN GREEN. IS THERE ANYTHING THAT SMELLS SWEETER THAN FRESHLY CUT GRASS?

And what better way to cut that grass, prune those hedges, edge those beds and trim your trees than to use Husqvarna outdoor power equipment. Certainly shoveling is great exercise but enough is enough.

While you are mulling this over,

please take note of all of the

outdoor power tools Gamka has to assist you in keeping the environment at bay. To make the process of obtaining any Husqvarna equipment painlessly, check out Husqvarna's financing!

How does no down payment and 0% interest for up to 48 months sound?

What about parking the R 120S articulated rider with a 42" deck in your garage or shed?

Compact and user-friendly, a Rider with 42" side discharge cutting deck. Suitable for homeowners who want an efficient and multipurpose ride-on mower that can handle mowing around obstacles like trees, bushes and flower beds. The articulated steering system and front-mounted cutting deck means intuitive operation, excellent mowing accessibility and great overview of your working area. Pedal-operated hydrostatic transmission, easy-access controls and automatic blade engagement, makes mowing a pleasure. The rear-wheel drive ensures extra traction when mowing on slopes. This Rider can do so much more than cutting your lawn. Thanks to attachments such as snow blade, trailer, moss rake and spreader, it can maintain your yard all year round. It can be yours for $1,895.00 plus tax. Assembly, servicing and delivery not included.

You can take it home for a monthly payment of less than $53.00 plus tax for 36 months with NO interest, for qualified purchasers.

We have a huge selection of outdoor power equipment in stock now with special prices, too. For more information go to our website, or better yet, visit our showroom to see the huge number of choices from Husqvarna, Poulan, Stryker and more, all on display. Assembly, service and delivery is available at an additional cost if wanted. Our showroom is open Monday through Friday from 6:30 AM to 5:00 PM. Gamka is a Factory Authorized distributor offering service, warranty and parts.

Check gamka.com for models and specifications. Come to the showroom for pricing, or we can e-mail, fax or whisper them over the phone to you. Wow!

Gamka's doors are open Monday through Friday, 6:30 AM to 5:00 PM and other times by appointment.
Call to set up a time!

HUSQVARNA HAS THE POWER!

OUTDOOR POWER EQUIPMENT, THAT IS.
20% Fleet Discounts for Qualified Purchases and Financing too!

           Gamka has all types of Husqvarna outdoor power equipment in stock! The best time to buy is when the selection is big, and that is NOW!   And if you need Mowers, Blowers, Chain Saws, Edgers, Aerators, Seeders, Trimmers, Tillers, Brush Cutters & MORE--- See 'em in Gamka's showroom or on-line on our website! Give yourself a gift if no one else will. We have snow throwers too. Duh, think ahead.
          You may be surprised at how easy it can be to update your commercial equipment fleet or lawn and garden power tools at home with great savings. Put your list together and come on down to Gamka HQ and see the Husqvarna line of outdoor power products on display in our showroom. Give a look! There is even financing for qualified purchasers, up to 48 months with 0% interest. Click here for Husqvarna financing solutions. Ask Gamka about 90-second credit approval.
           Unlike the big box stores where you go home with a big box, Gamka will set up your machine, test run it, even deliver it! Yes, there is a charge for that but we can do it better than most of you can. Also, unlike the big box stores, we do warranty repairs and service what we sell. We also have generators, pumps and lots more. Gamka does other outdoor equipment repairs on nearly all makes so if your present machine is not running this is the time to arrange to fix it.