If you had a pet penguin, what's the first trick you would teach it?
Adam Marzec, Motion Graphics Artist
How to change a diaper.
Mike Petrik, Art Director
To poop outside.
Joe Grock, Motion Graphics Artist
Learn how to lead a huge army of penguins just like Batman Returns.
Chris Roman, Motion Graphics Artist
How to lap dance.
Kevin Wright, Producer
To drive a boat.
John Courchane, Editor
How to answer emails.
Ed Boe, Director of Photography
How to brew Diet Coke.
Avery Schleichkorn, Winter Intern
I'd train the penguin to fly.
Allison Miller, Production Coordinator
How to draw a bath, light candles, and pour a glass of wine.
Michael Kromm, Director of Post Production
To cook a pizza pot pie.
Greg Vass, Executive Producer
To expertly sell video production services.