WHAT EXACTLY IS AN "ANIMAL" in the world of vacuums?

If it is a Dyson brand vacuum, that means it's PURPLE. That's right, color is the only real difference between any Dyson of the same model series. The main body, motor, filters, brush roller; all the same! What do change are the accessories packaged with it. A Dyson DC65 "Animal" will have an additional turbo tool and possibly a low-reach, bare floor tool (versus a standard DC65 model.)  There's nothing at all wrong with that setup, per se. Most other brands follow this naming pattern. An "Animal," "Pet" or "Cat & Dog" model vacuum will usually come with a special set of tools to remove pet hair from challenging surfaces like upholstery and stairs. The issue is that most consumers are under the false impression that the vacuum has more suction, a bigger motor, or better filtration; not necessarily true.

For example, a Miele C3 series Cat & Dog, Marin or HomeCare canister vacuum would ALL handle pet hair incredibly well. Why? In addition to a large capacity filterbag, these "siblings" are also power-team models. That means that in addition to raw suction power they are equipped with a robust electric power nozzle to deep clean carpets and rugs. But with the "Cat & Dog" you'll also enjoy a BONUS handheld turbo brush to easily blast through embedded fur on above-floor surfaces like upholstery, auto interiors, pet beds and more! Lastly, instead of the standard HEPA media exhaust filter (used for allergen control) the Cat & Dog's filter cartridge is chock-full of odor absorbing activated charcoal to combat stinky dog smells. All C3 series canisters are otherwise the same size, with the same motor and suction power. See the pattern?

Why does your vacuum behave like an errant puppy?

Your particular vacuum may not be an "Animal," but it sure may act like one sometimes. Has yours ever chewed up a delicate carpet, eaten your shoelaces or puked stuff back out on the floor? Regardless of the brand or type of vacuum you have it is bound to misbehave at some point. However, more often than not, it's not really the vacuum's fault. As the owner, YOU are in charge of keeping your vacuum healthy and giving it what it needs at regular intervals. If you don't take your dog outside in time he's likely to have an accident inside. Similarly, if you don't change your vacuum's bag or filter in time, it will clog and spit debris out. Develop good habits of "grooming" your vacuum's brushroller to remove excessive hair and string. Also, don't run your vacuum where it doesn't belong. Many vacuums are too powerful and aggressive to safely clean delicate area rugs or bare floors. You wouldn't take your Rottweiler through a stroll through a nursery....not worth the risk, right? Also schedule to bring your vac in for regular, professional checkups (with yours truly) or at the first sign of "illness!"

CONCLUSION

Sure, you may feel disappointed or even cheated that an "Animal" model isn't any different than its relatives. Trust me; the special tools packaged with one can make all the difference in pet hair removal. But they're only helpful if you use them. AND you still must maintain the vacuum as required in order to keep it working at peak performance, Animal or not!