Colorado Recreational and Medical Dispensary News & Deals
from Helping Hands Herbals and The Bud Depot
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Make it a Great 2015
May all your nugs be coated with sugary trichomes 
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VAPE PEN DEAL!
O-Pen and Cartidge for Just $35!
A super sleek and discreet way to medicate
Vaping is a quick, easy, combustion-free way of consuming cannabis. No odor, no lighter, no smoke, no hassle - just inhale on the tip and the atomizer releases the THC from the cartridge. Oh, and you know what's cool? Depending on your device the pen can be used as a stylus, so you can puff and scribble on your iPad in just about one stroke. Did we mention it was discreet? Yeah, it's the best way to get high on the down low.

Come to any of our Helping Hands or Bud Depot Recreational or Medical stores and you'll get an O-Pen, USB charger, and 150mg cartridge for just $35. An excellent deal and a low-cost way to medicate anywhere, anytime. And when your cartridge eventually runs out come and get a new one on Vape Pen Tuesday and save 10% (a HHH Med only deal).

Expires January 15th, 2015. No substitions and can't be combined with any other deal. But you should know that by now. Valid at HHH and Depot Rec and Med. 
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 HHH Medical Strain of the Week 
Smooth Operator - $60 1/4 Oz 



Smooth Operator is a hybrid cross of Purple Trainwreck x Rugburn OG and it really hits that perfect, hard to find intersection of relaxed and clear. In fact, you might find yourself wondering why you don't smoke all day.

It's a relaxing, energizing, trippy, stimulating, appetite boosting and generally chilling all at the same time strain kind of strain. Everything you've always wanted in a hybrid but were too afraid to ask.

To claim your deal 1/4, no fancy password. This week it's Dispensary's Got Talent! Sing the first part of the chorus of Sade's "Smooth Operator" to get your deal. If you can sing the entire chorus you get a 10-cent joint with purchase.  
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 Dabba Bars Are Back 
We Missed Them Too! Now at HHH Med  
 
Welcome Back
With a taste just like Andes Candies (who is this Ande guy anyway), these are some of the most popular chocolate edibles out there and they've made it back to the shelves at HHH Medical.

According to Dabba, "The Dabba Sativa gives patients an energetic disposition with a sense of well-being and serenity." (Sounds like what Cesar Millan does to your dog).

The Indica eases you gently down from a long day and makes getting up off the couch a work of art. 100mg bars just $13, 200mg are $24.   
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 BUD DEPOT DEALS 
Visit our Little Country Weed Store in Lyons, CO
Open to the Public 21+ 
 
We might be a small store but we've always got some big deals and we're right on the way to Rocky Mountain National Park and the Peak to Peak Scenic byway. We're also the closest dispensary to Estes Park and just a quick hop from Boulder and Longmont. 
Plenty of room to park yer 4x4!
(Not really the Bud Depot)    

Here's what's on sale this week at the friendliest little dispensary on the Front Range!
  • Recreational: 10% off Wana Magic Bars. These are seriously tasty! Seven layers of preztels, caramel and gooey marijuana goodness. Excellent edible.
  • Medical: 10% off all EdiPure Candies. All your favorite candy store candies dosed with magical marijuana. Sweet, tart, tasty. 
  • Medical: $25 1/8th of Sunburn.
  • Both Stores: $35 Vape Pack! O-Pen and 150mg cartridge deal. Wow! Nice!
  • The Bud Depot is Open Late! 10am-10pm Friday/Saturday. 10am-8pm Sun/Thursday.
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POT USE UP IN COLORADO  
OMG Really?!  

 
The federal government has just released a report showing that marijuana use in Colorado has increased since it was legalized. Yeah, no shit. Grown adults who voted to legalize marijuana may now in fact even be smoking it too. Go figure. 

But really, out of anything that's disturbing about this report is that Colorado comes in 2nd place to Rhode Island for per capita marijuana use in the US. 2nd place?? Now that's something to be upset about.

Click here to read this clear-headed assessment of the real situation from the Washington Post.  
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 Put a Bird on It     
Our "Logo" Doobird Loves to Travel  
 
Take one of our logo stickers someplace random, fun or cool, take a pic and send it in. You'll get a 10-cent joint on your next visit to Helping Hands or Bud Depot. 

Here's the little guy (girl?) overlooking the Hradčanská Castle and St. Charles Bridge in Prague. We'd love to see yours. We'll even mail you some stickers  - just ask!

   
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WAX & CONCENTRATE CLEARANCE
Helping Hands Rec's Givin' It Away!
Hmm. Nope. Next self help quote please.
But if that quote was true maybe where you are in your life right now is. . . that you need some deeply discounted marijuana concentrates! Nice! Who doesn't?!

Come on down to Helping Hands Rec and pick up some tasty wax at great prices. No extra charge for spiritual guidance.
  • High Altitude Wax - $35/gram
  • Colorado Concentrates Flake and Wax - $45/gram
  • TGK Shatter - $40/gram
  • Canyon Cultivation Jellit (Check it out. Soft, pliable bubbly hash) - $45/gram
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BUDTENDER OF THE WEEK
Know the Folks Who Sell Your Dope

Our Budtenders have been working overtime and haven't had a chance to submit info for a BOTW profile, so here's a General Employee of the Week from your newsletterist (self awarded thank you yes). Hey staff, send in your profiles!

First Name: Daniel

Hometown: Merrick, NY. Birthplace of Ben and Jerry.

How long have you been in Colorado: Four years, but I just took the show on the road. I'm currently in Czech.

What brings you here/what do you love most about Colorado: I was in the film biz in New Mexico and ready for a change. I road tripped up for Telluride Bluegrass and was like "This is more my style." Plus I found a container of killer weed on the ground and you know how things happen in your life and you think it means something? Well, I was high and thought it meant I should move to Colorado and work in weed. So I did.

Sativa or Indica: I'm a neurotic. Indica all the way.

You're marooned on a deserted island and you have one strain of weed with you. Which would it be: Island Sweet Skunk, clearly.

Favorite Edible and/or Concentrates: What? That's like a parent having to choose a favorite child. But if it makes me feel like I just popped a Vicodin, I'm happy.

Coolest/funnest thing you've ever done while high: Drove 8,000 miles around Africa with my brother in a 1969 Land Rover back in the days before technology. We were high a lot of the time quite often frequently always.

Favorite food when you have the munchies: More edibles. It's a vicious cycle.

Tunes you rock out to on your way to work: I'm a charter member of the Church of Jerry Garcia so that should explain a thing or two.

Career you'd have if you weren't budtending: (What are you supposed to be doing?). True story: I once sat down with this famous Ayurvedic master who was going to predict my future. He looked deeply in my eyes and said quite seriously. . . "Daniel. . . you smoke too much marijuana." I'm like to myself seriously, c'mon, no shit, what else you got for me? He starts to speak again. . . and says. . . "Daniel, you have great healing powers, what you must do is . . ." and right at that moment a truck drives by and puts on it's air brakes and drowns out his voice entirely. The moment the truck noise stopped, he finished speaking, bowed his head, said bless you and motioned for me to move along.

So, what am I supposed to be doing? I have no fucking idea.

You get the chance to smoke up and chill with any famous person. Who would it be,
and why? Albert Einstein. Imagine that bong session.

Philosophy/Words to Live By: Finish the newsletter first, then get high.      
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Helping Hands Herbals
Recreational: (720) 476-6186
Medical: (303) 444-1564
Hours: Mon-Fri 9am-6:50pm;
Sat-Sun 10am-6:50pm
Under 21 Welcome at Helping Hands Medical.
Rec 21+ Only
 
The Bud Depot
Recreational/Medical (303) 823-6422
138 E. Main St. Lyons CO 80540
Hours: Medical - Daily 10am-6:50pm.
Rec - Sun-Th 10am-8pm;
Fri-Sat 10am-10pm
21+ Only
 
$35 Vape Pen & Oil Deal!
Pick up an O-Pen and 150mg Cartridge for just $35. Valid at all Helping Hands and Bud Depot locations - Recreational and Medical.
No substitutions. May not be combined with any other offer. Exp 1/15/2015. Coupon not needed.
10% Off EdiPure Candies!
BUD DEPOT MEDICAL ONLY. Tasty suckers, gummies and mo!
No substitutions. May not be combined with any other offer. Expires 1/8/2015. Bring the coupon or don't. Whatever.
Depot Medical Strain of the Week $25 1/8th of Sunburn!
Pick up an 1/8th of our roasty toasty energizing sativa ISS x Rugburn strain!
No substitutions. May not be combined with any other offer. Expires 1/8/2015.
HHH Medical Strain of the Week
$60 1/4 of Smooth Operator
No substitutions. May not be combined with any other offer. Not a coupon. Expires 1/8/2015. Secret Password: You must sing 2 bars of "Smooth Operator" by Sade. No coupon necessary, self confidence helpful.