Helping Hands Herbals Newsletter 9.8.2014  
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VIVA LA CHUPACABRA!
Medical Strain of the Week 
$10 Potent Sativa Grams  
 
 

Chupacabra is a great soaring citrusy goaty-nosed weed - and a very fast growing high yielding plant. It's a super potent, uppity strain that's ideal for daytime medicating and full-on ripping. Imagine the hairy and untamed Golden Goat finally domesticated and crossed with sexy, strong and refined pedigree strains. That's Chupacabra!

We also sell Chupacabra Marijuana Seeds! One deal gram per visit. While supplies last. Available at Helping Hands Medical Only.   

 

To claim your deal gram, you must do the Mexican Hat Dance for 5 seconds. 

                                                      
PINEAPPLE MOONSHINE SEEDS! 
New Hybrid Seed Strain - Now Available

Looking for a brilliant, piquant, fragrant, almost tropical strain for your home or commercial  grow? Then our recently released Pineapple Moonshine will blow you away.

Pineapple Moonshine is a carefully bred blend of many of our long-time favorite and potent new strains. We start with a Golden Pineapple female, which is a Golden Goat cross. We then blend that with one of our favorite studs, the functional indica Ghost OG Moonshine x the intensifying Rugburn OG.

The result? A stinky, sticky plant that brings the incredible smell of pineapple and uplifting high of the golden pineapple and adds the amazing growth habit of the kush male creating a formidable hybrid with connoisseur nose and flavor.

Packs of five non-feminized seeds just $60 at our upstairs Rec shop on Pearl St. Looking for bulk seeds for your commercial grow? Email us!
                                    
GREEN DOT SHATTER
Recreational Grams $65! 
 
Green Dot Labs is the only cannabis extract company that guarantees hash extracts 100% free of residual solvents, safely and responsibly processed. All shatter made with full nugs (also called "nug run") to insure freshness and potency. Top quality, not for beginners. Available at our Recreational shop for just $65! Expires Sept 16th, 2014! No limit!

 
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COLORADO HEMP TEARS
Potent, High CBD Medicine
350mg THC, 12.6mg CBD 
 
Colorado Hemp Tears have gathered quite the cult following in the medical marijuana community, especially among those seeking deep healing for cancer. 
They've also become one of our most customer-requested items and we've finally got them for you at Helping Hands Medical!

Packages of 4 capsules contain 350mg THC and 12.6mg CBD. Alcohol extracted. $30.  
                                                


MIX AND MATCH OZ! $125! 
Big weed, small price.
Al's Ghost and Big Bubba Diesel Strain Sale! 
 
Come on down to Helping Hands Medical and pick up an oz of fresh nugs of two great strains for just $125. They're pre-packed into 1/2 ozs, and you can mix and match or grab a full oz of your favorite. Sativa lovers especially will find a good friend in  
                                                 
TWO HOURS FREE PARKING!  
Buy Some Weed Then Chill Out Downtown  

 Shop at Helping Hands Medical or Recreational and you'll get a pass for 2 hours of free parking at any of the downtown Boulder parking lots!  Don't forget to ask your budtender for your pass! We've got 4 lots within 2 blocks of Helping Hands!
                                     
             
RECREATIONAL WEED DEAL
$150 oz of Organic Bliss - Available to the Public!

Come on upstairs to Helping Hands Recreational and pick up some top-quality organic oz while the bumper crop lasts.

Al's Ghost - an Albert Walker Haze x Ghost OG Kush. Very dense oily buds with amazing flavor and aroma. The nose draws heavily from both parents to create something new, though somehow familiar to both kush and haze enthusiasts. Sativa leaner for sure - but "Kushy," strong and exciting.

Incredible Ripper -  Bruce Banner x Jack the Ripper! Two potent strains married into a potent hybrid.
                                                

Stoned Fool Move of the Week!
Ordinary People Doing Extraordinary Things (while high)  

Special thanks to David H for submitting this classic tale. Got a story of your own?
Email it and if it's here in the newlsetter (it probably will be cuz I'm nearly out of dumb things I done did while high) you get a 1-cent joint!


I was home for the summer after my Freshman year of college in St.Petersburg, Florida.  In college I was turned onto strong Colombian and Jamaican weed. The Colombian stuff came into Tampa Bay on banana boats in the early 1970's. There were regular busts in the tons, but much of it got through, while the Jamaican stuff just came in on small boats regularly. My college was named after Jack Eckerd, the southern drugstore chain magnate, so the nickname of the school at the time was Eckerd Drug College, an apt name.

I brought a couple of ounces of the great Colombian pot home with me. After a night out on the town with friends I came home to my suburban home. I was very baked. My mother was waiting up for me as she often did in high school. In that way the mind works when you are stoned, I thought it made the most sense for me to hang out awhile with mom in the TV room and talk about my evening and other things. The next day I got home from my summer lifeguard job and my mom informed me that my weed had been flushed down the toilet. Busted! Guess I talked too much. Summer would never be the same again.

                                              
The Bud Depot in Lyons
MEDICAL - UNDER 21 OK!  
ASPEN VAPE CARTRIDGES  
500mg ON SALE - just $50!  
Come peep THIS Aspen leaf!

Aspen XP vape pen cartridges are made exclusively with Supercritical CO2 extraction, which means that there's absolutely no butane, hexane or any other kind of "ane" used in the hash oil extraction! Super high pressure and liquid CO2 alone yield a pure and potent oil that's high in THC and CBDs. A big time customer and staff favorite.
  • 500mg cartridges on sale this week at the Bud Depot! Sativa, Indica and Hybrid just $50. And yes you can use these cartridges with nearly any other brand of vape pen including Rempen and O-Pen. Or pick up the Aspen pen for just $20. Not sure if your current pen will fit an Aspen cartridge? Just bring it with you and we'll check.

And don't forget our other great deals for Members and Non-Members alike.

  • $125 oz daily. One strain per day. One oz only.
  • 2 oz for $300 - Monday - Friday 11am-1pm.
The Bud Depot is the sister store of Helping Hands Herbals and is open daily, 11am-7pm. 138 E. Main St. Lyons, CO. (303) 823-6422. http://thebuddepotdispensary.com. We're right on your way to "real" leaf peeping at Rocky Mountain National Park and the closest dispensary to Longmont. We're just 15 min N of Boulder in the bucolic hamlet of Lyons!

                                                                

WEED TRAVEL STORIES  
Submit Your Own!       

We know lots of you are coming to Colorado for a taste of our legal weed, yet cannabis travel is hardly a Colorado phenomenon. People have been wandering the globe in search of weed for a long long time - and often gathering great travel stories in the process. 

We invite you to submit your own Weed Travel Story from your time in Colorado or overseas. It'll get seen by a couple thousand people! To get this new column started, here's one from my own travels. Looking forward to yours.

"My brother and I were in the middle of an 8,000 mile safari around southern Africa in a 1969 Land Rover. Besides almost being eaten by animals, it was stressful because our truck broke down every day and we had no clue how to fix it. Also, we had long run out of the Durban Poison we'd gotten in South Africa, so we were definitely jonesin' for some stress relief.

Click to learn more! We weren't lying!
By then our trip had taken us to Malawi, a tiny, landlocked country in southern-central Africa and we'd heard that there was lots of weed there. "Malawi Gold" if I recall correctly.

Well, one day we're driving and we pull to this small gathering of huts by the side of the road. As was typical in Malawi (when two hippie-looking white men in a giant, half ice cream truck/half-army ambulance looking-thing pull into town) the entire village came out to see us.

There was quite the gathering of people all around us, looking and laughing at the "mizungus" (white people), until suddenly the crowd started to part and a small old man came walking towards us. He must have been important because everyone quieted as he approached and we really had no idea what as going on. That is until he got closer, held up cupped hands and showed us... a huge bundle of weed!


So of course we were like, "Oh, yes, ok, good, yes, hello, thank you (after enough time overseas you forget how to speak English). We followed him to his hut and he proceeded to introduce us to the Malawi "cob" - basically a corn husk stuffed with weed. They would harvest the weed, stuff it into a corn husk, wrap it with twine, let it cure into this solid hunk of weed and then sell it by the cob for about $1. I love Olathe sweet corn but this...!

Well, Malawi is a very poor place so we bought a bunch of cobs - each one about 2 oz -  and used them for relaxation and currency for the next month of our trip. Folks there use cobs for barter (ie, watch my car for the night for the price of one cob) and needless to say we spent many weeks smoking weed, making bamboo bongs, eating catfish from Lake Malawi and relaxing among the fine, beautiful people of the "Warm Heart of Africa."  And if there was one thing I remember about the trip, its the saying we heard over and over: "Abale Samalane. Friends take care." Probably because they saw our piece of shit truck wobble down the road, but it was nice regardless
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EVERLASTING DEALS  
Check Out Our Ongoing Specials on Everything THC  

Medical - Early Bird Special
 
Two Beautiful Organic Oz for Just $300! 
  • What: Purchase 2 select oz for just $300
  • When: Monday thru Friday, from 9am-11am
  • How: We select 2 strains each day for the Early Bird. Come down early for the best selection. Call to find out what strains are on deal. (303) 444-1564
  • Why: Because we rock. Because we love to treat our patients right. And because if you're buying Zs of dubage before breakfast we think you deserve a reward.

                                    

$125 MED OZ DEAL!  

Medical patients come down to Helping Hands and pick up select oz of nugs for just $125.  We'll have one strain on sale each day. Call to see what's on deal today! (303) 444-1564. No additional discounts apply - this is the lowest price available.

Valid CO Red Card required. Expires Sept 31.
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BIG JOINT DEALS
 Nug-filled cone joints stuffed plump and juicy!  
    
Love our pre-rolled, nug-filled joints? Of course you do. We stuff our cones fat full of  ground up nugs - no trim or random offal. In fact, the weed used in our joints has usually been swimming in kief so it's seriously potent! And they're on sale! And they come in individual containers so you can pack them for the road.
  • 3 Joints for $18! % for $25! Save $1-2 each
  • Helping Hands Medical Only
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MEDICAL DAILY DEALS
  • Available at Helping Hands Medical in Boulder
  • Medible Monday - 20% off all edibles 
  • Vape Pen/Cartridge Tuesday - deals on vape pen cartridges
  • Hash Wednesday: $5 off all concentrates
  • Hawaiian Thursday: All Hawaiian-dervied strains just $35 1/8th or $175/oz.
  • Indica Friday: All Helping Hands Indica strains just $35 for an 1/8th or $175/oz!
  • Sativa Saturday: All our Sativa strains just $35 for an 1/8th or $175/oz!
  • Super Sundays: Every strain on sale for $10/gram, $35 1/8th or $175/oz
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