Helping Hands Herbals Newsletter 7.1.2014  
For Registered Colorado Medical Marijuana Patients Over 21
  HAPPY 4TH of JULY!

It's been a few weeks since our last newsletter, and for good reason! We've been super busy preparing for the launch of our new Recreational dispensary right upstairs from the current Helping Hands. We'll be the only "co-located" dispensary in Downtown Boulder that can serve both Medical and Recreational users. In fact, there will be very few dispensaries like this in Boulder at all! Very cool. Stay tuned for our opening date - and apologies for a short newsletter! 

We'd like to wish all of our most excellent customers a safe, happy and festive holiday weekend! Drive safe and remember that DUI checkpoints are now looking for drivers who may have smoked pot. Designate a driver. 

We Will Be Closed on the 4th, So Stock Up! 
                                     
             
  4 JOINT DEAL!
Buy 4 Pre-Rolls, Get One More for Just 4 Cents!
 
Nothing says Happy 4th quite like being the one who whips out the dubage at the holiday BBQ.

Buy 4 of our tightly wound and well stuffed pre-roll cone joints at regular price and get the 5th one for just .04 cents! Save $6.96! Enjoy!
                                     
             
Strain of the Week! Al's Dream! 
4 Gram 1/8th for Just $40! 

 

Light up your holiday BBQ with Al's Dream - a delicious sativa hybrid from Station Seeds. A cross of Albert Walker's Haze and Blue Dream.

 

Al is uplifting and even a little trippy, with an intense astringent nose, a bright citrus hint, and an almost celery-root-like taste.

 

A gorgeous flower with bright orange hairs and dense buds. A great strain for medicating during summer festivals shows, hiking, social settings, enjoying ice cold beers - that kind of thing! A perfect way to spend your holidaze! 

 
While supplies last! Deal expires July 7th, 2014.

                                    

The Bud Depot in Lyons Colorado
$150 Member Ounces Daily!  
  • Sister Store of Helping Hands Herbals! 
  • Look for our $25 1/8th coupon in this month's Rooster! 
Early Bird - 2 select oz for $300. M-F 11am-1pm.
 
11am-7pm, Daily. 138 E. Main St. Lyons, CO. (303) 823-6422.
NOW OPEN SUNDAY!

                                                                

Early Bird Special - Best Deal of the Week!
Two Beautiful Organic Oz for Just $300! 
  • What: Purchase 2 select oz for just $300
  • When: Monday thru Friday, from 9am-11am
  • How: We select 2 strains each day for the Early Bird. Come down early for the best selection. Call to find out what strains are on deal. (303) 444-1564
  • Why: Because we rock. Because we love to treat our patients right. And because if you're buying Zs of dubage before breakfast we think you deserve a reward.

                                    

  Stoner Move of the Week!
Ordinary People (who smoke pot) Doing Extraordinary Things! 
 
Ok, so I'm really stoned after smoking a bunch of Magic Jordan which, if you haven't tried, is really a top-notch strain. Anyhow, I'm in my bed and starting to watch a movie on my iPad but the audio sucks.

I grab a set of headphones so I can actually hear the movie. But as soon as I put them on the sound of the movie gets even worse. Garbled and faint, even. WTF!?!?

So I start bitching about my piece of shit headphones and my piece of shit Netflix - until I realize that I had put the headphones on - but never plugged them in!


Submit your very own SMOTW and win a 1 cent pre-roll!
                                                   
             
Click Mr. Garcia to hear Dylan and the Dead July 4, 1987.