Helping Hands Herbals Newsletter 6.11.2014  
For Registered Colorado Medical Marijuana Patients Over 21
  SAY CHEESE! MEMBERS ONLY DEAL!
$165 Oz of Grilled Cheese! Tomato Soup Not Included
 
Grilled Cheese is a tasty, rippin' cross of Cheesequake x Ghost OG
This ain't no
fancy gouda
Moonshine x Rugburn OG Kush. That's a lot to grasp, so we'll just sum it up for you: This is a stinky, potent and daring indica cross of some of our top strains, and the results will leave your head stumped, buzzing and pleased with your decision to take advantage of this amazing deal. 
WTF. Why do people say my name before they take family portraits???
This is a $200 oz strain all day, but we've got a bumper crop and want to share the goodness with our members for just $165!  

WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! 1 oz max/person/week. Active HHH and Bud Depot members only. Your red card must also be current. Don't forget to ALWAYS bring your ID and Red Card for service. It's thy law.   
                                     
             
The Bud Depot in Lyons Colorado
$150 Member Ounces Daily!  

 

Strains in stock this week at our sister store: Ghost OG Moonshine. Secret Garden (Lavendar pheno). Hawaiian Urkle. Diamond Socks. Blue Dream. Big Bubba Diesel. Grilled Cheese! Golden Goat! Blueberry Muffins!. Lemon Bomb. iRipper. Tangerine Sunrise.  

Cool Deal
- Get a .01 doobie with purchase of $150 or more! 
Early Bird
- 2 select oz for $300. M-F 11am-1pm.
 
11am-7pm, Daily. 138 E. Main St. Lyons, CO. (303) 823-6422. Open Sunday!

                                                                

Weekly Weed Report - What's in Stock!
Grown Right Here in The Bubble
 
Al's Dream. Big Bubba Diesel. Blue Dream. Blueberry Muffins. Bubblegum. Chernobyl. Clementine Kush. Grilled Cheese. Gupta Kush. Hawaiian Urkle. Hawaiian Sunrise. Headband. Island Sweet Skunk. Kush Rise. Purple Kush. PK Starship.  Rock Loc. North Shore Widow. Sour Nelson. Silverback. Sunburn. Tangerine Sunrise. . . and more!

PS - We have 90+ strains you can learn about on our website, but not all are in stock at any one time. Wanna see what's on the docket for today? Check our Today's Menu page!
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Strain of the Week! Magic Jordan! 
The Magic is Back - And On Sale - $60 1/4oz!
This could be you!

We're bringing one of our favorite strains out of retirement! 
 

Magic Jordan is incredible psychedelic indica named after two basketball greats mixed together - Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson. (Why? Not sure! But it has a nice ring to it.) 

 

MJ has a bright, fragrant flavor reminiscent of our Hawaiian Purple Trainwreck but with a much more pronounced high. Great for enjoying instrumental music, being out in nature or when you wish to slam dunk a foul mood. A thick, pronounced, pshychoactive high replete with limb-tingles. A staff and customer favorite.

 

To claim your deal, say the magic French password "attaquant." Rap the first two lines sung by Curtis Blow in the song "Basketball" and you'll get a .01 cent joint with your purchase!    

While supplies last! Deal expires June 18th, 2014. One deal quarter per person per week.

                                    

Stoner Move of the Week!
Ordinary People (who smoke pot) Doing Extraordinary Things


Another Stoned Fool Move from yours truly!

So I drive from Wisconsin to Oregon with a friend to see the Grateful Dead play at Autzen Stadium in Eugene. We agree that if we get split up we'll meet back at the car in 3 days time for the drive back home. This is before the era of cell phones.

Not surprisingly, we got split up and I enjoy a very festive weekend on my own. Well, that solo journey continued because on Monday I hopped back in my car and drove back to Wisconsin alone. It wasn't until Montana that I realized I totally forgot my friend!

Submit your Stoner Move of the week and get a .01 cent cone joint with your next purchase! Email to [email protected].   
                                                  
  
MEMBERS ONLY DEAL
20% Off Perfect Summer Edibles!
Granola and Seed Mix from Julie and Kate 
Keep away from squirrels

It's time to get outdoors and enjoy Colorado - and your favorite edibles. But it can get hot, leaving some edibles a gooey mess especially if you leave them in your car or backpack.

That's why we recommend the ideal outdoorsy summer edibles - "Grown Up Granola" and "Sensible Seed Mix" from the awesome Julie & Kate Baked Goods. Super high quality edibles, strain specific, and made using ghee (clarified butter.) They even put the sativa/indica ratio on the bag so you know exactly what to expect! Super easy dose management. Excellent high. Outstanding for hiking, travel, shows. . . and their Indica blend is my personal sleep tonic! Don't be fooled by the "natural" look - it's potent stuff!
On second thought. . .
 
GRANOLA: "We start with gluten-free rolled oats, tossed with a variety of  naturally sweet, dried fruits, savory seeds and nuts. The entire mix is infused with our clarified strain specific cannabutter and finished with maple syrup and kosher salt. Naturally sweet with no refined sugars.  A healthy way to start your day." THC varies on size of bag. 

SEEDS: We start with raw seeds, grown without pesticides. Then we slow roast the raw pumpkin and sunflower seeds with our strain specific cannabutter and sea salt.  This is a sugar free, natural, portable and discreet edible. THC varies on size of bag. 

While Supplies Last! Deal only for current members
of Helping Hands Herbals or The Bud Depot. Expires 6/18/2014. Nope, the 20% off deal can not be combined with any other deals or discounts, including Medible Monday.     
                                                                  
           
Early Bird Special - Best Deal of the Week!
Two Beautiful Organic Oz for Just $300! 
  • What: Purchase 2 select oz for just $300
  • When: Monday thru Friday, from 9am-11am
  • How: We select 2 strains each day for the Early Bird. Come down early for the best selection. Call to find out what strains are on deal. (303) 444-1564
  • Why: Because we rock. Because we love to treat our patients right. And because if you're buying Zs of dubage before breakfast we think you deserve a reward.

                                    

Need Advice? Ask an Unqualified
Dispensary
Newsletter Writer!
Resistance is futile!

Dear Unqualified to Give Advice Man. I have put on 30 pounds since Trader Joe's opened in Boulder. How can I not get fat when pot gives me the munchies and a store exists that has over 2,000 stoner-friendly snacks?  - CJ in Boulder.

 

Dear Paul. I feel your pain. My refrigerator and pantry look pretty much like an aisle at Trader Joe's. 

 

There's no denying that their random and delicious treats (mmm, chocolate covered mango), coupled with low prices, makes it easy to accumulate fat in places you never imagined it could go.  

 

But keep in mind that there ARE strains that definitely cause more munchies than others, so you may want to switch it up and see if you have the same cravings with different strains. If you do, yeah, it's ok, Boulder needs more fat people anyway. See you at the samples counter!