Helping Hands Herbals Newsletter 4.15.2014  
Intended Only for Registered Colorado Medical Marijuana Patients Over 21
Happy 4:20!

We'd like to wish a happy 4:20 to our patients and friends! Here's to  another year of health and wellness!

 Here's some great discounts to help you relax and enjoy the holiday. Come in on 4:20 and get:
  • Mix and Match Oz. Choose from pre-packed 1/2 oz to make a full oz and/or. . .
  • 2 oz for $300 All Day - Select strains only! 
  • Marquaha 110mg Drinks for just $9!
  • Buy 5 cone joints and get one more for just 1 cent!  
  • 4:20 also falls on Sunday, which is Super Deal Sunday! Many grams just $10, 1/8ths $35 and oz $175! 
No deal stacking. Be safe! 
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Seeds! Now! Available! 
Love Our Strains? Now You Can Grow Your Own!

There's few places in the world where you can legally create your own plant medicine from seed to smoke, and Helping Hands Herbals is proud to be a rare part of that reality by offering top-quality, non-feminized marijuana seeds for sale!

In fact, not only can you buy seeds from us legally, you can do something even more rare: come in and purchase some samples first so you can decide what you want to grow!

We'll be introducing select breeds over the next few months, but click here to see our inaugural offering of some of our most rippin' strains including Chupacabra and Pranayama Kush. Available only to patients with valid Colorado Red Cards and ID. 
                                    
Wheel. . . Of. . . Smokin'!!!
Spin the Weed Wonder Wheel and Win a Prize!
 
Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's looks like something usually appearing at a Church Bazaar, but it's more than that. It's a spinning disc that dispenses medical marijuana and sugary candy - it's the Wheel of Smokin!

The Wheel is our funnest new way to support and thank our patients, and we'll be busting it out on special occasions and fun times so that you can win fabulous prizes when you shop at Helping Hands!

Come spin the Wonder Wheel this 4:20 and win a prize with purchase. Everyone leaves a winner!

Prize with purchase only. Minimum purchase $5. One prize only per person.
                                
 
Fresh Organic Medicine In Stock This Week 
 From Talented, Compassionate Growers!
 

AK-47. Aloha Chupacabra. Al's Dream. Big Dream. Blueberry Muffins. Bubblegum. Chernobyl. Clementine Kush. Chupacabra. Cindy 99. Crystal Sceptre. Darkside OG. Island Sweet Skunk. Gupta Kush. Hawaiian Urkle. Hawaiian Trainwreck. Hercules (New!). Hindu Kush. Incredible Ripper. Kush Rise. Smooth Operator. Shaman. Silver Back. Super Cane. Sour Nelson. Rebel God Smoke. Roc Loc. Qleaner. PK Starship. Purple Dream. Super Star. Sunburn. Super Lemon Haze. Tangerine Haze.

PS - We have 90+ strains you can learn about on our website, but not all are in stock at any one time. Wanna see what's on the docket for today? Check our Today's Menu page!
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Stoner Move of the Week!
Ordinary People (who smoke pot) Doing Extraordinary Things

Thanks to JB for submitting his stone-fool move of the week. He wins a 1 cent cone joint with his next purchase!

"
So I get home late from work and decided to enjoy some of my stronger medication while watching TV. I order a pizza online while enjoying my favorite sitcoms. After a couple episodes more I decide to order a pizza, again.

I am surprised and excited when the pizza comes in just 15 minutes. I medicate some more and while eating I hear a knock. It is another pizza.

I'd forgotten I ordered the first pizza and proceeded to order the same thing from a different chain and thought the first pizza delivered was the second one ordered.

I now keep the confirmation page up whenever I order food to prevent myself from accidentally ordering two dinners in the same night."  

Submit yours. There's no doubt you've got at least one - and you'll get a 1 cent cone joint with your next purchase. Email [email protected]

                                         

Cannabis Concentrates!
Super Strength, for Super Pain Relief
 
Watch as we start rolling out our new and improved selection of concentrates, including
Did I just smoke some Kryptonite?
lots more wax, oils and BHO and CO2 dabbers! Here's what's in stock this week!
  • Nectar BHOmbs! Made by Sweet Mary Jane from giant bags or our organic nugs, these 1 gram syringes of potent oil come in a variety of Sativa and Indica strains. Just apply a drop to a bowl and voila! All better! Economical too! $45/gram.
  • Essential Extracts! The famous cold-extracted hash, made from our organic nugs. From 25-185 microns!
  • Better Concentrates - "River rock," made from our nugs. Gravel-like texture, high potency. $35/gram.  
  • Huxley's Honey Hash Oil. .5 gram, $25.
  • Huxley's Flake Hash. 1 gr. $40/gram.
  • Don't forget - all concentrates on sale every Wednesday - $5 off!  
  • Concentrates are a condensed form of medical cannabis with very small high potency dosages. Unsure if it's the right medicine for you? Just ask! 

                                         

Marijuana Infused Tea. $11! Save $3!
20 Grams THC Per Tea Bag - Now That's a Proper Cuppa!

Now in stock from The Mad Hatter Coffee and Tea Company - 5-packs of teas infused with Sativa and Indica medical marijuana!

Enjoy hot with a touch of honey or let cool and pour over ice for a refreshing way to get your meds. Sativa pack contains black, green and chai teas, while the Indica contain herbal teas - all of them 20mg THC/bag.

That's a plenty strong cup, so be sure to go slow and make dose appropriately! We've got just 5 of each in stock, some come get yours quick! Just $11 for a pack of 5!
                                   
Deals at The Bud Depot - 2 Oz for $300! 
In Lyons, Colorado - Home to 24 Roadside "Historical Points of Interest"     

Well, our March deals have ended, but don't worry: we've still got some of the cheapest oz and best deals on the Front Range! If you find top shelf organic nugs for less, they're probably stolen!
  • Early Bird Special: Come and pick 2 select oz for just $300, every day from 11am - 1pm! 
Please note our new hours: 11am-7pm, Monday-Saturday. Closed Sunday. 138 E. Main St. Lyons, CO. (303) 823-6422. http://thebuddepotdispensary.com

Restrictions apply. While supplies last. Select strains only. Available only at The Bud Depot in Lyons.
No deal stacking - this is the lowest price available. No other discounts apply.

                                                                

Early Bird Special - Helping Hands Herbals! 
Two Top Shelf Oz for Just $300! 
  • What: Purchase 2 top-shelf oz for just $300
  • When: Monday thru Friday, from 9am-11am. At the Depot the hours are 11-1.  
  • How: We select 2 strains each day for the Early Bird. Come down early for the best selection. Call to find out what strains are on deal. HHH: (303) 444-1564. Depot: (303) 823-6422. 
  • Why: Because we rock. Because we love to treat our patients right. And because if you're buying Zs of dubage before breakfast we think you deserve a reward.