Helping Hands Herbals Newsletter 3.12.2014
BEST OF BOULDER 2014
Support Your Favorite Boulder County Businesses - Vote! 
Take a Moment to Vote!

    

It's the time of year when local businesses beg for you to vote them as "Best of Boulder." 

 

Well, here at Helping Hands we work hard to earn your vote all year round. And while of course we'd love your vote we'd never ask for it outright. That ain't too classy.

 

So here's what we will say: We love our customers. We work hard to run the best shop with the best quality buds and service possible, with the best newsletter, the best website, the best daily deals, the best weekly deals, and the best shop doggie named Mocha. 

 

We're happy to have the chance to earn your business and we appreciate you 365 days a year. And we're thankful to have you as part of our family.

 

Take a few minutes and vote for your favorite local businesses now!

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Strain of the Week: Blue Cane!
Big Green Mountains of Stinky Hawaiian Weed
5-Gram 1/8ths for $40! This Week Only
 
We love Hawaiian strains. In fact, the genetics for many of our original strains came from the sunny slopes of the Big Island. 
 
If you're unfamiliar with Hawaiians, here's the scoop: They make you feel open, bright and positive and crossing most strains with a Hawaiian adds a line of placidity. Picture watching a sunset on the coast of Kona. While puffing.
That was my skull!
 
Well, with Blue Cane, we've crossed our Hawaiian with everyone's favorite Blue Dream, bringing both strains into a bright, functional, relaxing buzz that's perfect for Springtime. Come grab a 5-gram 1/8th for just $40 and say aloha with a phat bag of dreamy weed from Helping Hands Herbals! It's super tasty and smells. . . amazing.
 
To claim your 5-gram 1/8th, simply say this week's password phrase: "Aloha Mr. Hand." Say it 4 times while doing some hula shakes and get a cone joint of your choice with your purchase! A $7 value, just for moving your hips and quoting Jeff Spicoli. Aloha it is.
 
While supplies last. Limit 1 deal 1/8 per week. No deal stacking. This is the lowest price available. Expires March 19, 2014. Enjoy!
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Farm Fresh Organic Cannabis
Here's What's In Stock This Week!

While we usually have a bunch of every strain, stuff does sell out. If there's something below that you're craving, feel free to call us at (303) 444-1564 to make sure it's in stock, especially if you're coming from far away. We can always set some aside for you! You can also check our Daily Weed Menu.
 
Al's Ghost. Big Bubba Diesel. Blue Cane. Blue Dream. Blue Dream Kush. Blue Trane. Bubblegum. Cheesequake. Chem Chee. Chupacabra. Clementine Kush (NEW!). Cindy 99. Flo. Ghost Ship. Ghost OG Moonshine. Grape Jelly. Grilled Cheese. Hawaiian Urkle. Headband. Kandy Kush. Kush Rise. Lucky 7 Kush. Ono Breeze. Purple Dream. Purple Kush. Purple Kush Starship. Qleaner. Roc Loc. Sceptre. Shaman. Silverback. Sour Kush. Steam Engine. Sunburn. Tangerine Sunrise - and, of course, more!!!!
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The Bud Depot - $135/oz Deals
Our Sister Dispensary in Beautiful Lyons Colorado. Super Special Prices for Members - and Non-Members Too Thru MARCH!
 
  • HHH and Depot patients can buy 2oz per week at just $135oz! Non members get most oz for $175 always!
  • HMI Hash Oils on Sale! Red and Black Dragon, plus the high CBD Blue Dragon too! $20 per .5 grams. Save $5!
  • Strains in stock this week: Girl Scout Cookies, Blue Dream, Super Lemon Haze, Purple Dream, Sour Nelson and more.

Please note our new hours: 11am-7pm, Monday-Saturday. Closed Sunday. 138 E. Main St. Lyons, CO. (303) 823-6422. http://thebuddepotdispensary.com

Restrictions apply. While supplies last. Select strains only. Available only at The Bud Depot in Lyons. Max 2oz/week. No deal stacking - this is the lowest price available. No other discounts apply.

                                                                

Edible Industry Update!

You may have read the report in The Denver Post: they sent several edibles out for potency testing and found that some brands grossly overstate the amount of THC in their product. Here's what to know:
  • Our favorite edible brands (and yours too) turn out to be ones with potency that matches their claims!
  • The lowest ranking edibles we either don't carry or stopped carrying some time ago due to potency or consistency issues. We were right! 
  • The HHH staff try each and every edible before it hits our shelves. We look for potency, quality and characteristics of the high, and whether or not there's any hangover or grogginess. If they "pass", we have to then make sure it's got a fair price point and consider if it's something you will enjoy. We do the legwork for you!
  • You may have noticed some edible prices going up, some brands considerably so. Every MMJ business in Colorado is dealing with higher costs due to new state regulations, including edible manufacturers. If a brand is getting out of reach, we'll no longer carry it and will replace it, when possible, with a more affordable option. What does this all really mean? Medible Monday is still the very best day to come to Helping Hands and stock up on nummies. 20% off - and we'll always look for ways to save you some dough!
  • Do you have a favorite edible you wished we carried? Let us know! 

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What We're Smoking - Grape Jelly!
Pot That Smells Like Preserves. Life's Good. $10/gr All Week!
This Ain't No
Smuckers

We're stoked to have the delicious Grape Jelly strain stinking up our grow with its deep grapey punch-like aroma. Not to mention that the flavor even carries over to the smoking itself. Yes, it's that pronounced: it smells and tastes just like grape jelly. Especially if you vaporize. So tasty.
 
Grape Jelly is a hard-hitting indica that does what all good indicas do, and it does it in spades: makes you feel relaxed, helps you unwind, eases your pain, and even helps you sleep if you need to grab some zzzs. 
 
And, this week only, come down and grab some Grape Jelly for just $10/gram. Better yet, get some and roll it up in a doobie with some of our new Grilled Cheese strain. It'll be a proper picnic.
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Early Bird Special - Best Deal of the Week!
Two Top Shelf Oz for Just $300! 
  • What: Purchase 2 top-shelf oz for just $300
  • When: Monday thru Friday, from 9am-11am
  • How: We select 2 strains each day for the Early Bird. Come down early for the best selection. Call to find out what strains are on deal. (303) 444-1564
  • Why: Because we rock. Because we love to treat our patients right. And because if you're buying Zs of dubage before breakfast we think you deserve a reward. 
                                                                    

                

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