Helping Hands Herbals Newsletter 2.18.2014
 

The City of Boulder is starting a big construction project on West Pearl St. and it may be

a bit wacky down here for a few weeks. To help compensate for any dust, we're offering some amazing deals now through March 15 (when construction will end.)

  • The Early Bird is now ALL DAY! Get 2 oz of amazing organic nugs for just $300. 4 to 6 select strains per day to choose from!
  • Spend $300 or more and get a Free Gram of your choice!
  • First time shoppers get any 1/8 for just $25
  • Bring a friend for their 1st time and you get an 1/8 for $25 too!
  • Don't forget our crazy 2oz deal at The Bud Depot in Lyons. If we're your primary caregiver you can get 2 oz week for $130/ea!
Select strains only. Call to see what's in stock. While supplies last. Offer expires 3/15/2014. Offer subject to change. No deal stacking. These are the lowest prices. See you soon!

                                                                    

 Strain of the Week - PK Starship!
Tippy Top-Shelf Strain on Sale for $55 Quarter! Save $20!
No, not this Starship.

As if our Purple Kush wasn't dreamy and potent enough, we've crossed it with Starship - a wicked mix of Kali Snapple (which is a cross of Snowbud x Pineapple) x Pineapple Kush (which is a cross of Pineapple x Master Kush, which is a cross of Hindu Kush x Hindu Kush). Got that? No? All you need to know is this:

 

PK Starship is fantastic. It's psychedelic and relaxing and sedating, and you'll have about 30 minutes to an hour of nice pixely visuals and fun times before your eyelids shut for the night. It's gives a fantastic body high, with warm almost muscle-relaxing effects. PK is an excellent remedy for insomnia and anxiety, nausea and aches and pains. Beautiful, dense, dank, trichome-covered nugs with hints of purple amongs a forest or orange calyxes. 

 

And thanks to a bumper crop, we're able to knock the price down this week to just $55 for a quarter oz! To claim your deal quarter, simply come on in to Helping Hands Herbals and say the magic password: "Flummox." If you say it 5 times while doing that weird s-curve arm thing from the Safety Dance you get a free cone joint with purchase! 

THIS kind of Starship

                                                                    

We Validate Garage Parking
Who Doesn't Need a Little Validation? 

Some metered parking on Pearl St is on hiatus during the
West Pearl Streetscape Project which will bring us wider sidewalks, new crosswalks, more trees, that kinda stuff.
 
So if you're driving downtown please plan to park in one of the nearby Boulder Parking Garages - there's 2 within 2 blocks of the shop - and don't forget, we'll validate your Garage Parking with purchase!
 
If you're coming down after 5pm, you'll be able to park at a meter on Pearl just like the olden days. 
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 This Week's Bounty of Fresh Organic Marijuana!
A Bumper Crop of Goodness. Tasty. Sweet.

Fact: Most ingredients used in our Boulder grow facilities are certified for organic food production! And the rest are just plain organic! Pure and clean! 
 
AK-47. Agent Grapefruit Diesel. Al's Dream. Al's Ghost. Big Bubba Diesel. Big Dream. Blue Dream. Bootlegger (New AK pheno!). Chernobyl. Cheesequake. Chupacabra. Diamond Socks. Fission OG. Ghost Fruit. Ghost OG Moonshine. Golden GoatHawaiian Urkle. Hawaiian Silver. Hawaiian Sunrise. Island Sweet Skunk. Headband. Hindu Kush.  Kandy Kush. North Shore Widow. Purple Dream. PK Starship. Secret Garden. Super Lemon Haze. Sunburn. Super Lemon Haze. Silverback. Sour Nelson. Sweet Bubblegum Kush - and a whole lot more (in case that's not enough options for you). Enjoy!
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  • Medible Monday: If you can eat it, take 20% off!
  • Vape Pen Tuesday: Deals on AspenVape and Rempen!
  • Hash and Concentrates Wednesday : $5 off hash, wax, shatter, concentrates
  • Hawaiian Thursday: All Hawaiian strains just $35 1/8th or $175/oz.
  • Indica Friday: All Indica strains just $35 for an 1/8th or $175/oz!
  • Sativa Saturday: All Sativa strains just $35 for an 1/8th or $175/oz!
  • Super Sundays: Every strain on sale for $10/gram, $35 1/8th or $175/oz!
                                                                    

                

The Bud Depot - $130/oz Deals
Our Sister Dispensary in Beautiful Lyons Colorado. Super Special 
Prices for Members - Thru February!
 
If Helping Hands Herbals or the Bud Depot are your Registered Caregiver, you're in for a treat!

Now thru February, you can grab 2 select oz per week at $130oz/ea! Considering making us your Caregiver? This couldn't be a better time to sign us over! Plus, your standard (amazing) membership benefits will be active at both stores! Non-members' ounces will be $150. Still a phat deal!

Please note our new hours: 11am-7pm, Monday-Saturday. Closed Sunday. 138 E. Main St. Lyons, CO. (303) 823-6422. http://buddepotdispensary.com

Restrictions apply. While supplies last. Select strains only. Available only at The Bud Depot in Lyons. Max 2oz/week. No deal stacking - this is the lowest price available. No other discounts apply.

                                                                

Stoner Move Of The Week!
Submitted by One of CU's Finest

"Last week I was stoned making cookies and instead

of cracking the egg in the bowl I cracked it into the sink."

- C.B., Boulder, CO
 
Special thanks to C.B. who wins a free cone joint with her next purchase for submitting her Stoner Move of the Week - and for reminding us why CU cancelled 4/20.

Submit yours and win. You know you have at least one. Email marketing@helpinghandsherbals.com.
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What We're Smoking - BIG DREAM
 Puff Like The Helping Hands Staff With $35 1/8ths

The Helping Hands Herbals budtendresses see a lot of weed
every day, but sometimes there's a strain that really stands out. For Danielle, her new favorite is Big Dream. 

"Big Dream" is my new very favorite hybrid strain - Blue Dream crossed with our in-house Hawaiian. It makes for a perfect relaxing 
Los Manos de Daniellos
body high accompanied by a nice euphoric state of mind. It's very peaceful and really helps ground me back into my body after a long day."

Not surprising, because any time you add a bit of Hawaiian to a strain you're going to get clarity and peaceful relaxation. And Blue Dream is already known for it's euphoric effects! A brilliant new combo. And you can get an 1/8 of Big Dream for just $35!
 
Offer expires Feb 25, 2014. While supplies last. No substitutions. One deal 1/8 per person per week.
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