Helping Hands Herbals Newsletter 1.7.2014
 Important Survey - Please Participate!
Ten Quick Questions for Our Customers and Friends

There's a lot happening in the Colorado cannabis and dispensary world and we want to know what you think!

By taking this quick survey, you'll help us know how legalization and the introduction of recreational sales might potentially change your shopping or consumption habits - and tell us a bit about how you shop and what you smoke now!

Two minutes max. We promise. Click to start
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 Fresh From The Grow - Here's What in Stock
Always 100% Organic Cannabis! Tasty. Sweet.

Fact: Most ingredients used in our Boulder grow facilities are certified for organic food production! And the rest are just plain organic! Pure and clean! 
 
Al's Dream. Al's Ghost. Blue Dream. Bootlegger (New AK pheno!). Bubblegum. Fission OG. Ghost OG Moonshine. Golden Pineapple. Hawaiian Urkle. Island Sweet Skunk. Headband. Hindu Kush.  Kush Rise. Lavendar. Purple Dream. Shrek (New! Like Flo!) Silverback. Sour Nelson. Sugar Cane and a whole lot more!
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The Bud Depot - $130/oz Deals
Our Sister Dispensary in Beautiful Lyons Colorado. Super Special Prices for Members - Thru January!
 
If Helping Hands Herbals or the Bud Depot are your Registered Caregiver, you're in for a treat!

Now thru January, you can grab 2 select oz per week at $130oz/ea! Considering making us your Caregiver? This couldn't be a better time to sign us over! Plus, your standard (amazing) membership benefits will be active at both stores! Non-members' ounces will be $150. Still a phat deal!

Please note our new hours: 11am-7pm, Monday-Saturday. Closed Sunday. 138 E. Main St. Lyons, CO. (303) 823-6422.

Restrictions apply. While supplies last. Select strains only. Available only at The Bud Depot in Lyons. Max 2oz/week. No deal stacking - this is the lowest price available. No other discounts apply.

                                                                

 Strain of the Week - Lavender
Hit the Mattress With This Potent, Rare Indica - Save $2/gram!

 

Attention indica lovers, insomniacs, neurotics, and those dealing with aches, pains, nausea, muscle spasms, PTSD, and general annoyance with the world: your medicine has arrived in the form of delicious $11 grams of Lavender (save $2!).

 

Lavender is one of our "boutique" strains, meaning it is both A+ quality and rare to our grow - and it doesn't last long on our shelves.

 

Lavender is a cross of Super Skunk x Big Skunk Korean x Afghani Hawaiian, and just a few puffs will sedate, relax and take the edge off. In higher doses, and especially at night, it will really set the stage for a good night's rest. The nugs are dense, perfectly cured, and provide an excellent escape to a yummy, giddy, peaceful place. 

 

To make sure we have enough for everyone, only grams are on sale. But you can of course come in and grab as much as you like! See you soon!

 

Offer valid thru January 14, 2014. No substitutions. 
While supplies last. One deal gram per custy/week. Can not be combined with any other offer. Sorry, you can't get an 1/8th of deal grams. 
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What We're Eating - Incredible Bars!
Blueberry, Peaches 'n Cream, Cookies 'n Cream, Strawberry - Save $2!
 
  
If you haven't had the chance to check out Incredibles, well, then, you're a slacker. And you're missing out. Firstly, they're seriously delicious. Dangerously so, because it is easy to over-medicate when your peaches and cream ganja candy bar tastes exactly like. . . peaches and cream! Or Oreo. Or Blueberry. These might be one of the best tasting edibles on the market.

Secondly, they're really strong. Though they are infused with 100mg THC hash oil, just one small piece can do the trick, especially for those with a low-to-mid tolerance. It seems that there could be quite a bit more than 100 mg, so snack slowly. And the high is a fun, chill, upbeat hybrid buzz that neither makes you zoom around like a lunatic nor lay on the couch like the guy in the Just Say No commercials. Great for daytime!

On sale all week at Helping Hands - just $9/ea. Save $2! Limit 3 per person. Can't be combined with any other discounts. 
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Marijuana Industry News and Facts
Random but Informative!
  • Want to know why we use Constant Contact for our eMail marketing? Because Mail Chimp cut off our account because we are a marijuana dispensary. True!
  • Did you know that the Denver Post created a new news department just for Marijuana? It's true. Check it out: The Cannabist. They've even doing strain reviews. Strain Reviews in the Denver Post!!?? Times have certainly changed.
  • Did you know that one of the strongest backers of the "Regulate and Tax Marijuana Like Alcohol" movement was Peter Lewis, former CEO of Progressive Insurance - and the one who made Progressive a household name. He donated over $3,000,000 to get marijuana ballot issues moving in 4 states. Said Lewis, "I don't believe that laws against things that people do regularly, like safe and responsible use of marijuana, make any sense, Everything that has been done to enforce these laws has had a negative effect, with no results." Nice. (But I still use GEICO).
  • Legal weed - how's the quality? Granted I only smoked one 1/8th from one dispensary in Denver, but one immediate issue came to light. It was so dry to be almost unsmokeably harsh, a result of Recreational dispensaries having to stockpile weed for months and months just to meet this week's demand. Someone should tell them about  Humidipacks.  
                                                                                        
Early Bird Special - Best Deal of the Week!
Two Top Shelf Oz for Just $300! 
  • What: Purchase 2 top-shelf oz for just $300
  • When: Monday thru Friday, from 9am-11am
  • How: We select 2 strains each day for the Early Bird. Come down early for the best selection. Call to find out what strains are on deal. (303) 444-1564
  • Why: Because we rock. Because we love to treat our patients right. And because if you're buying Zs of dubage before breakfast we think you deserve a reward.