Helping Hands Herbals Newsletter Nov 18, 2013
 DanksGiving Food Drive - Last Chance!
Bring 5 Items Get a Free Cone! 
 
Support our Food Drive! Donations go to flood and food relief at the Boulder Emergency Assistance Association.
 
Non-perishables like canned soups, chili, pasta, rice, sauces.
Home/cleaning items like soap, sponges, trash bags.
Health products like diapers, toothbrushes, toothpaste.
                                                                                         
 Fresh From The Farm! 
This Week's Strain Selection

Al's Dream. Al's Ghost. Big Wreck. Blue Cane. Blue Dream. Blue Hawaiian (Rare! Welcome back!). Blue Trane. Chernobyl. Flo. Fatty Super Cane (Rare! Welcome back!) Ghost OG Moonshine. Ghost Train Haze. Golden Pineapple. Gupta Kush. Hawaiian Urkle. Island Sweet Skunk. Kandy Kush. Purple Dream. Purple Kush. SAGE. Silverback. Starship. Sugar Cane. Sweet Bubblegum Kush. Tangerine Sunrise. And the shake jar is filled to the brim this week- just $5/gr!
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 Strain of the Week - Tangerine Sunrise
Adjust Your Attitude with a Quarter Oz for $60!

Long, slender fruity nuggets covered in crystals - with a fragrance like Seville in spring.
 
Tangerine Sunrise is a beautiful Colorado-born cross of Tangerine Haze x Hawaiian - and the results are exceptional. A great daytime strain that can make you giddy and turn a frown upside down. Great for chilling with friends, social settings, shows, skiing/boarding and keeps you functional enough for work or school. Also a great strain for those new to smoking since it gives such a fun sativa high. Loved by many of our patients and friends!
 
To claim your Quarter, you must tell us the secret password "Kerfuffle" or print out the coupon below. If you do 5 hippie twirls as you repeatedly say "Kerfuffle" we'll give you a free cone too! 

 

Offer valid thru November 26, 2013. No substitutions. 
While supplies last. One deal 1/4 per custy/week.
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A Colorado Thanksgiving 
Bring Ganja Edibles to Grannies House!

We've got an excellent selection of edibles that are perfect for Thanksgiving dessert! Pick some up this week and save 10% on everything listed here. They'll stay fresh in the fridge.
  • Colorado Cannabis Company: Pumpkin Pie Tarts, Pumpkin
    Astro Cakes, Fruity Krispy Treats. 100mg/pkg. $9 all week!
  • Sweet Mary Jane: True Confections. 150mg. $9 all week!
  • Julie & Kate's Nutty Bites. Mini pecan pie bars. Insanely tasty! 50mg
  • 10% discount can't be combined with Medible Monday deals.

                                                                       

Total Concentration
Shatter, Wax and Oils - Here's What's in Stock!
  • Colorado Concentrates Wax. Strains: Santa Maria, AK x Southern Charm, Killawatt, Blue Dream x Jillybean, Hawaiian OG. $40/gr
  • Better Concentrates Wax/Budder and Shatter. Made from our organic nugs. Gupta Kush, Al's Dream, Flo, Ghost OG Moonshine. $35/gr
  • Huxley's Strawberry Cough Flake. $40/gr. Honey Oil - golden, pure and potent! $25/.5gr
  • Red, Black and Blue Dragon CO2 Hash Oil. $25/.5gr
  • Boulder Pharma Shatter. $25/gr. Kief: Green Crack, Heavy Duty Fruity. $30/gr
  • Remember: Every Wednesday all Hash and Concentrates $5 off!
  • "You must have total concentwation." - Name the movie quote. First to email [email protected] with the answer wins a top-shelf cone!

                                                                

 Dank Holiday Recipe
Coconut Pecan Brownies - Potent and Tasty!
 
Thanksgiving will never be the same with these brownies for dessert. Made using Coconut Bliss infused coconut oil from Sweet Mary Jane. Ready-made and easy to use. Potent brownies. Not for kids. And only for grown-ups who can handle their shit. Recipe questions? Email the chef at [email protected]
 
Batter 
  • 1 tub (4oz) Sweet Mary Jane Coconut Bliss plus 1 oz unsalted butter, melted.**
  • 1 1/3 cups granulated sugar
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 3 large eggs
  • 2/3 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder (not Dutch-process)
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt. 
Click here to see the full recipe!

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Early Bird Special - Best Deal of the Week!
Two Top Shelf Oz for Just $300! 
  • What: Purchase 2 top-shelf oz for just $300
  • When: Monday thru Friday, from 9am-11am
  • How: We select 2 strains each day for the Early Bird. Come down early for the best selection. Call to find out what strains are on deal. (303) 444-1564
  • Why: Because we rock. Because we love to treat our patients right. And because if you're buying Zs of dubage before breakfast we think you deserve a reward. 

                                                                                     

The Bud Depot 
Beautiful Lyons, Colorado! Now Featuring HBO.
 
Here's what's in stock at the Bud Depot this week: Al's Dream. Al's Ghost. Big Bubba Diesel. Blue Cane. Chernobyl. Hawaiian Urkle. Island Sweet Skunk. Kandy Kush. Purple Kush. Tangerine Sunrise. 

Come on Thursday from 11am-1pm and get select 2oz for $300!

Please note our new hours: 11am-7pm, Monday-Saturday. Closed Sunday. 138 E. Main St. Lyons, CO. (303) 823-6422.

                                                                

What We're Smoking
HHH Budtenders Dish on their Weekly Favorites
  • Daniel: "I'm amazed at the clear and energetic nature of Hawaiian Urkle. It smells funny but tastes great and is the ultimate functional high. In fact, this newsletter was sponsored by a few tasty breakfast puffs. It chills my body out so I can sit still and work but keeps my mind clear so I can feel (reasonably) confident I'm sending out something fun and informative. What was I saying?" 
                                                                      

Strain of the Week Tangerine Sunrise!
Quarter Oz for $60
Print this out or say this weeks password "Kerfuffle" for your savings at Helping Hands Herbals! 
Offer Valid Thru Nov 126, 2013. All offers in this email may be subject to change without notice. No substitutions. While supplies last! Offer valid for valid Colorado MMJ patients only. One per customer per week. At Helping Hands Herbals only: 1021 Pearl St. Boulder, CO 80302  [email protected]  303.444.1564.