I hope that y'all will be joinin' me and wagonloads of other folks this Saturday night at the MPAEF's spring auction, "The Wild Wild West." We're gonna have a grand ol' time supportin' our schools, enjoyin' each other's company, and just plumb havin' fun at MacArthur Park from 6:30 - 10:00!
Now I reckon you may be wonderin' how you can grab yourself a spot at that auction. First off, you wanna git yourself a ticket, so follow this here link to buy one or a bunch of 'em. Next up is all them auction items y'all'll be wantin' to bid on. Click on this here other link to git yourself a spot in the silent auction and put some pesos down on all kinds of events, includin' ones with teachers and school staff. These are mighty special.
If you ain't had the time to sign up the auction, I do declare there's no better time than right here and now! I hope y'all will saddle up and mosey on over to MacArthur Park this Saturday. I reckon it'll be a regular hootenanny!
Very truly yours,
Willy Haug, Principal
P.S. The only bull in this here email is the mechanical one you'll git to ride when you come on Saturday!