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Wow, the flowers and birds are spreading their joy around, the days are long with wonderfully stretched evenings, and summer is soon upon us!

Happy Father's day to all the Dads out there!

And Dad:

May your days be filled with joy and your thoughts bring beauty to your life and those around you.

In honor of our Fathers, we dug up some fun recipes to try. We like to make them as easy as possible. Being as Dad is likely to be king of the grill (mine is!), we've included a BBQ sauce recipe for your (his) enjoyment, you can choose the meat or protein to use it with, yum! For those of you who want a vegetarian alternative, we'll included a Grilled Portobello Mushroom recipe, along with a roasted potato salad.

Read on further down for some Father's Days funnies!

Recipes

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Extravagonzo Balsamic BBQ Sauce

Extravagonzo Grilled Portobello Mushrooms with Balsamic

Roasted Potato Salad with Balsamic-Bacon Vinaigrette

Father's Day Funnies

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins."

"That's odd," answers the man. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!"

A nurse says to the second guy, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!"

"That's weird," answers the second man. "I work for the 3M company!"

A nurse tells the third man, "Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!"

"That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel!"

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong?" the others ask.

"I work for 7 Up!"

- Submitted by Daniel C., Urbana, IL

Son: For $20, I'll be good.

Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

- Submitted by Robby S., Putnam Valley, NY

Dan: I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.

Jan: Was he mad?
Dan: Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!

- Submitted by Daniel R., Dickinson, TX

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ great. I'm making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

- Submitted by Jacob P., Orem, UT

Did you know?

There have been two sets of father-son Presidents of the United States:

John Adams was the 2nd U.S. President (1797-1801). His son John Quincy Adams became the 6th U.S. President (1825-1829).
George Bush was the 41st U.S. President (1989-1993). His son George W. Bush became the 43rd U.S. President (2001-2009).

Enjoy your coming summer and give Dad the loving he deserves.

Keep 'm smiling...

Tom & Team Extravagonzo

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