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Ok, I apologize to you who woke up and read the blog from Friday night where I may have implied that if you read my blog on the weekend, you have no life. Let me clarify what I said, and I quote, "So if you have no life and find yourself enjoying this on Saturday and or Sunday Morning, thank you. " (Its fun having a blog where you can quote yourself).
If you look carefully at the quote, you will note it starts out with the word "SO". If you research the word SO, most dictionaries clearly state "There is no stigma attached to its use in negative contexts and when qualified by a dependent clause <not so long ago> <was so good in mathematics that he began to consider engineering - Current Biography>. The denotation in these uses is, of course, slightly different (see sense 2a). Another emphatic use of so (sense 2e) has developed more recently and occurs mostly in informal contexts." I can't make it any clearer than that.
Then after SO, I suggest you enjoy reading the blog. Now it takes an intellect to enjoy reading. You are not a loser, as some had suggested I called them by reading my post from last night, if you are reading. Reading is a lost art. If you are reading this blog when you are not chained to a desk and reading the copious amount of drivel I spew, you are a master artist of the lost art of reading.
More importantly if I did imply you had not life (Ok I actually said it.), at the end of the statement I did say thank you. It is perfectly good etiquette to belittle someone as long as you thank them afterwards. Really!
Think about it. You have a bad meal somewhere and you probably make a snide remark or have an attitude with the server and then you give a lousy tip, but somewhere a long the line you say, Thank you".
Or when you waited three minutes for the perfect parking spot and some schmuck whips in and takes it from you. Most of us yell out the window "Thanks Butthead". (hint here, you can walk most parking lots in less than three minutes) See, you just did it. You read that line and said, "Thanks a lot Brian, you potato brain."
So to those I offended, I will give you full money back refund on your subscription to the Salve Lucrum blog.
As a treat for those who have such vivid exciting lives that they anxiously await my newest and greatest pontification, I have a little piece of information you might enjoy.
Devin, as you know, is a very healthy young middle aged woman. (Assuming she lives to 112.) She almost eats right and is in constant motion from the moment she gets out of bed till she collapses into her excruciatingly hot bath tub at the end of the day.
Like me, she is religious about seeing her doctors as part of a preventive health care strategy. Recently one of her doctors (as many have) was pitching Devin on a digestive probiotic regimen.
If you are not familiar with this concept, the way it works is you ingest harmful bacteria into your digestive system and the harmful bacteria fight the resident harmful bacteria in your upper and lower digestive track aka colons. (You didn't think that smell only came from friendly bacteria, did you?)
Think of it this way, does the LAPD care if the Bloods and the Crips kill each other? Or did Elliot Ness care if "Big" Angelo Lonardo's family was whacking some one from "Little" Angelo Scirrca's family in Cleveland. Probably not, as long as the bad was killin the bad.
So, what you do is ingest 10.2 billion live cells of Lactobacillus plantarum 299v which survive the trip down into your upper and lower colon and they fight of nasty bacteria and promote the growth of good bacteria.
Now I don't know about you, but anytime I can do something possibly healthy without running, swimming, lifting weights, or sweating, count me in. As I write this, there are 10.2 billion little nasty germs doing their thing in my body to make me healthy.
With that, I will conclude this special edition of the Salve Lucrum blog and head downstairs to fix a Boarshead d'Oro Dry Salami and Provolone Cheese sandwich. I have to give those Lactobacillus plantarum 299v bacteria something to do this afternoon.
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Since 11/25/2012
