Did I get your attention? LOL....lately at our house, Emily has been on a roll with jokes.  So I thought I'd share with you one of my favorites.  Let's set the scene...join us for dinner - you can sit wherever you like... Emily - "Why did the chicken cross the road?" You reply - "I don't know.  Why?" Emily - "To get to your house."  Much confusion and fake laughter.... Emily - "Knock, Knock" You reply - "Who's there?" Emily - "The Chicken!"  :)  How can you possible resist enjoying a little chuckle? And to continue the enjoyment, we have an incredible class schedule for  March ready for you with great BERNINA specials all month long!!  Click on the Crocheted Leprechaun to open the calendar in a new window and be sure to scroll down to take a peek at the class photos and special offers! We look forward to seeing you soon!                        Critters Every Monday 10am - Noon - and - 1st Sat of the Month Noon - 2pm   Child's Cardigan Tues, March 3 & 10 10am - 1pm Merino Mia Lacey Scarf Thurs, March 5 10am - 12:30pm   Double Duty Duffle Mon, March 9 10am - 4pm   Super Sew Day Tues, March 10 1:30pm - 3:30pm   Binding Basics Tues, March 17 10am - 1pm   Machine Mastery Thurs, March 12 1:30pm - 3:30pm   Series 7/8 Mastery Thurs, March 12 10am - Noon   Beginning Crochet Fri, March 13 & 20 10am - 1pm   Geese in the Fields Wed, March 11 10am - 1pm   Knit, Purl & Roll Circulars - Fri, Mar 13 Straights - Fri, Mar 20 DPN's - Fri, Mar 27 all classes 10am - 1pm   Quilted Skinnies Sat, March 14 10am - 2pm   Chunky Crocheted Basket Sat, March 14 10am - 1pm   Fabric Enhanced Crocheted Bowl Sat, March 14 2pm - 5pm   Kandu Coat Mon, March 16 & 30 10am - 2pm   Toothbrush Rug Wed, March 18 2pm - 5pm   American Sewing Guild Sat, March 21 10am - Noon Everyone is Invited and  Welcome to Attend!   Embroidery Mastery Sat, March 21 12:30pm - 3:30pm Harmonic Convergence Mon, March 23 10am - 2pm   Flower Dance Tues, March 24 10am - 12:30pm   Felted Tote Tues, March 24 1pm - 3:30pm   Star Stitch Crocheted Infinity Scarf Wed, March 25 10am - 1pm   Braided Beauties Runner/Placemats Wed, March 25 10am - 3pm   Sewing Soft Critters Thurs, March 26 10am - 3pm   Crochet...Following Your Pattern Sat, March 28 10am - 2pm Fancy Footwork Mon March 31 10am - Noon   Knitted Raglan Sweater Sat, Feb 28 & Mar 7 10am - 1pm