Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language.
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their AGE!
Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy."