Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

A: They use FOWL language.

Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

 A: It had 24 carrots.

 Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

 A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?

A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

A: Their AGE!

Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?