NEED A GOOD LAUGH?

We are in a fun business.

Lets have a little fun! 

 

 

BREAKING

THE ICE

  Humor is a great sales tool. It gets people smiling and makes you memorable. Here are some
  
Funny Lines to try on Customers!
  
  "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is Jim."

 

   "I'm here to help bring guys to their knees.... (pause)

to propose of course!!"

 

   When some one calls on the phone try saying. "Wow, you look nice today.... Are those new nice shoes?" Then pause and wait for a laugh.

 

 

 "Nothing lasts forever, except Diamonds and a bad play!"

 

"Yes the diamond is imperfect.. but what's really perfect in this world? Except you and me of course!"

 

"Do you want to know how diamonds are formed?

You take a
 man, you put enough heat

and pressure and you get a diamond!"

 

"

  

 

 
 
  

 

 

 

 

 

 HOW COLD IS IT?

 

1.It's so cold Everybody had a stiff upper lip!

2. It's so cold in Chicago the John Hancock is expierencing shrinkage.

3. It's so cold, Richard Simmons started wearing pants!

4. It's so cold we had lunch down at the "Greasy Spoon" just for the heartburn.

 

 

 

      I'd like a ring, but nothing expensive. This is ONLY my 1st marriage.

 

 

The closet thing to precious

stones he's ever had is

kidney stones

 

 

 

 


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 1-800-882-8900

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

  

 

Target Women - Jewelry
Target Women  Jewelry

  I know your busy,

but this video is so funny!

 If we cant laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


  
  

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