Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q. What do single people call Valentine's Day?
A. Happy Independance Day
Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q. What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Q. What's the best part about Valentines Day?
A. The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?
A: Cold cream.
Q. What do you call a very small valentine?
A. A valentiny!
Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?
A: "Want to go for a spin?"
Q: What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
A: A hare net!
Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A. "I'm sweet on you!"
Q: What do Arctic hares use to keep their fur lookin' spiffy?
A: Hare spray!
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."
Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
A: They're both below C level!
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!
Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!
Q. What did one pickle say to the other?
A. "You mean a great dill to me."
Q: What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.
Q. Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A. To snowballs.
Dear Alcohol..... Will you be my Valentine?
When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day!