Q. What's that new summer pirate movie rated?
A. It's rated ARRRRRR!
Q. What did the pig say at the beach?
A: I'm bacon!
Q. Why are gulls named seagulls?
A. If they were by the bay, they'd be bagels!
Q. What's the best day to go to the beach?
A. SUNDAY!
Q. Where does a ship go when it's sick?
A. To the DOCK!
Q. Why do fish swim in salt water?
A, Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q. What do whales like to put on their toast?
A. Jellyfish!
Q. Where does a fish go to borrow money?
A. The loan shark!
Q. What do you call witches who live on the beach?
A. Sandwitches!
Q. What does a shark eat for dinner?
a. Fish and ships!