A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but 
they haven't got tickets. 
 
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm 
and walks to the gate. 
"McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.. 
 
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it 
over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, 
"Pole vault" and in he walks. 
 
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and 
tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."