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It's the Weekly What? for Friday, March 8th
Here come the headhunters!It's very difficult to look into a room full of a supposedly infinite number of monkeys all busy hammering away at Smith-Coronas and determine if there are any missing. But it's happened. Somehow a large portion of our Writing Room staff has been "headhunted" away from the Weekly What? publishing compound without us really noticing until it was too late. We'll warn you to be on the lookout for substandard, sloppy, painfully unfunny writing appearing in other "mainstream" media venues. We're sure you'll be able to recognize the lack of adherence to AP style. That'll be a dead giveaway that some of our monkeys are writing for some other publication. (So much for loyalty, eh?) Anyway... due to the fact that we now have a skeleton crew (monkeys! not actual skeletons) working the typewriters we're going to have to shift the publication of the newsletter to a bi-weekly format. No, not twice a week but every other week. Every two weeks. Right? Oh, whatever, you'll figure it out. So go stock up on donuts and coffee from the break room and prepare to savor this edition of the newsletter... it'll be the last one until two weeks from now. The week after next, okay? Don't forget to stop by our Facebook page and answer this week's question! "Who's your favorite superhero?" 
It's the Weekly What? Kitchen Korner!Mac-n-cheese. Mmmmm! No better comfort food, right? Tell you what, when you combine mac-n-cheese with the muffin form factor you have a... we don't know but it's something really good. Mac-n-cheese muffins, bam! Right? There's some notch up-knocking for you right there! >> Peeps. 'Tis the season, right? Love 'em or hate 'em, they're all over the place right about now. While this seems a smidgen sadistic or mean-spirited, it isn't. Trust us. The Peeps don't feel a thing! Here's the deal: get a bunch of Peeps, melt them down, pour the liquid Peeps over popcorn. bam! redux! I'm mellltiiiiing! >> How are we doing? Got a hot news tip? Something to share? Click here to drop us a line! The obligatory somewhat work-related post:Marketing, blah blah optimization blah blah blah landing pages blahdy blah conversion path blah and something about a funnel. Blah blah value proposition... well duh! Really though, here's a nice round up of marketing tasks that you should stay on top of. Optimize your conversion path for optimal ROI, E-I-E-I-O and Bingo was his name-o. >> Yay! More Peeps!Here's an incredibly fantastic super awesome recipe for Peeps puffs. Yep! You read that right! You won't believe this recipe: a Peep, some chocolate chips, roll it all up in some pre-fab dough and bake it... yes. Go look now. Print the recipe, print copies for your fellow cube-dwellers. Oh Peeps... let us count the ways we can cook you... >> Remember, dear reader, we'll be back March 22nd. And if we're not it'll be because we've forgotten and are lounging on a beach somewhere... The Weekly What? is more fun when you share! It's easy, just click the "Forward email" link below... keep going... a little farther down... there it is! Send this newsletter to a friend! Don't worry, we won't hit them up for money. |
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