Hey, good news!  All Things Literary. All Things Natural. has more than 36,000 unique views! But who's counting? Not Huffington Post, who tops the chart at around 5,000,000 a month. I mean, maybe you didn't even know I had a blog? Whereas everyone has heard of Huffington's. Of course, not necessarily for all the right reasons. One of Huff's most hit-on articles today has to do with porn star bra sizes. I mean, how literary is that? Not to mention natural. (Remind me to tell you about the time Teresa Jordan and I were at AWP in Denver riding the 16th Street Shuttle with our name tags still on, and this sexy little thing in short-shorts with lots of cleavage saw my name tag and hollered out, "Page Lambert? Why, that's my porn star name!" True story.

So, in a cheesy attempt to draw cheap attention to my latest post about a very CLASSY new nonfiction release, I made up this quick little game of Match Up (different than push-up). All you have to do is match the right "Loren" photo below (#1, #2, #3) with the right caption below (#A, #B, #C). Here ya' go.....

DON'T SEE THE RIGHT ANSWER? CLICK BOX BELOW.