"This, the spirit of Christmas, that forever and ever endures. May it leave its richest blessing in the hearts of you and yours"

 We wish you & your family the very best this holiday season!

Celebrate safely & of course, enjoy your Cuban Cigars!

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 Merry Christmas from all of us at Canadian Cigar Company

 Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round Christmas morning" 

All his buddies all chimed in saying "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early,

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of now".

The second guy says "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures".

The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual".

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning... intercourse or golf course...?'   

She said "Don't forget your hat!".

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-How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle.
 
-What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.

-Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!

-Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

-What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!

-What did the Ocean Say to Santa? Nothing! It just waved!

-What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker! 

-Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws.

-What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh? Santa going through a revolving door! 

-Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it 'soots' him! 

-Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley! 

-What does Santa's lawyer call little helpers? Subordinate clauses! 

-What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet! 

-What did Santa say to the cigarette smoker? Please don't smoke those, it's bad for my elf!   (I only smoke Cuban cigars from CanadianCigar.com)

-Who is Santa Claus married to? Mary Christmas!

-How long do a reindeers legs have to be? Long enough so they can touch the ground! 

-What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments!
 

-Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken! 

-Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! 

-What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! 

-What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!  

-What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards! 

-What is the best Xmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! 

-How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! 

-How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed! 

-What's the most popular Christmas wine? "I don't like Brussels sprouts!" 

-What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! 

-What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells! 

-Why don't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!

-Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. Not her main present, it's just a stocking stuffer. 

-What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep-pan, crisp and even. 

Happy Holidays everyone
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