Greetings!

Happy New Year to you.  I hope your Holiday Season was spent with those close to you and of course, with some fine Cuban cigars.

Right in the middle of our holiday, the wife and I were both hit with a wicked flu.  Had to cancel a visit with family, Xmas day was a blur of kleenex and cold medication instead of champagne and OJ accompanied with  a nice Cuban cigar.  We did make Christmas dinner as is tradition, then had a good laugh when we both realized we could not taste the food at all.

Missed out on so much over just a few days, but will make up for it in the weekends to come.  Prime rib dinners, Italian weekend with a Godfather movie marathon and whatever else we can think up.

Have a great New Year and keep your humidor full for your special weekend plans!

Now that the hectic part is over, I can settle in for my longing for spring time to begin. My favorite time of year is Spring, but being so far North we wait longer than most for it to arrive. Still, the wait begins...

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CIGAR REVIEWS

 Cuban Cigar Review  

  6 1/2 x 52 
Robusto Extra

 This amazing Limited Edition has progressively scored higher in tastings as it ages. 

 This is a strong side cigar for the seasoned Cuban cigar lover.  Flavors range from strong espresso to dark roast, almost burnt coffee.  Notes of burnished leather and black pepper round out a wonderful blending of flavors that match really well as the cigar progresses.

Compared to when it was first released, this stogie has blossomed into on of the finer LE's of the past few years.

Mind you, the Cohiba LEs are few and far between and have always aged very well.  Who can forget the Sublime after all...

Don't expect supplies to last much longer as word spreads about how well this vitola has aged since 2011.  Mark my words, it will be out of stock soon, so don't miss out!

 A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: I want my husband to have eyes only for me; I want to be the only one in his life; I want him to sleep always by my side; I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes. So the Genie turned her into an iPhone...!!

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 Late holiday joke, but worth it...

John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a really bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him into the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly.... there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour".

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued... "May one inquire as to what the turkey did?'
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

Then the drunk leans on the table one more time and says "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma loved it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says... "Grandpa... you're drunk...   GO HOME!!"