Greetings!

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)  

Regardless of your politics, those that serve deserve our respect and thanks today and every day of the year. 

The November club selection is the one we consider to be the Christmas Club Selection, since it arrives before the holiday.  As usual we have "juiced" the budget to increase the already amazing quality of cigars as our gift to you for Chrismtas 2013.

You will notice that Christmas falls on a Wednesday this year and that leaves little shipping and delivery time near the actual day.  You will want to order gifts for friends, clients and of course yourself early this year to allow for arrival. 

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Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.

Dorothy said "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer".

Edna says "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there? A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvellous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me - THREE times!"

Dorothy is shocked "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go?" "No no no!" says Edna "I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"

CIGAR REVIEWS

 Cuban Cigar Review  

NEW PRODUCT

&

NEW BANDING

The first addition to the Montecristo line in many years. Finally a smaller torpedo for limited time. Still the full ring draw, just a bit shorter. Notice the new guilding on the band, noting the coming of the new Montecristo band over time.

Flavor is the same as the full size Monte 2 and about a medium in strength.  Dry tea flavors with hints of cocoa and coffee, this cigar should age very well. It is new in the system so a little green.  It will rate even better as time passes.

 I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the vet gave him... but they kind of taste like peppermint...

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The mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running".