Official 2013
BINGO BLABBER!
August 12th, 2013

I Suck.
 
Shut up. I mean that metaphorically. It is my responsibility to take photos at bingo events to show you all and make you laugh or just chuckle and I have not. I was so busy this last week with details, details, details that I just did not do my job.
 
So to make it up to you I trolled the internet to see if I could find other people's funny bingo photos and I found some. Only thing is, it seems like people only think it is funny when the photo makes fun of an old person! Not PC? Older American? Senior citizen? Whatever. This is what I found:
 
 
 
Funny? Maybe. But scary too. This is not Photoshopped. This old lady was really carrying a gun! And flashing a gang sign! And probably not going to bingo! And it's my grandmother! Kidding.
 
 
 Love this one. With or without the bingo connotation, this lady said fuck it and drove her Hoveround straight through this very well composed group shot. I think it's the same lady who tried to run me over in Trader Joe's the other day. Don't worry- I tipped her over and then had a nice free sample of salami on a carroway seed cracker.
 
 
 Hil-arious. Her dress and her jacket don't go together at all!
 
 
 
 Yes- I know it is not an old person. It is a dog. But she is playing the part of an old person and her eyes look like my grandmother's after a few bourbon and diet cokes.
 
Alright- I was able to make our very own version of these funny bingo photos found on the internet (search term: funny bingo photos). I don't know if America as a whole will understand and embrace but here we go:
 
 
 Do we compare? If you have a better caption- please let me know. No old people were harmed in the making of this email.

PASADENA BINGO TONIGHT!
 
 
Looks like fun, yes? Trust me, these ladies were having a great time- in fact the one in the middle was drinking Jagermeister shots and ended up robbing the Ross discount store across the street at gunpoint- flashing gang signs.
 
 We always sell out this event at Magnolia Lounge so call and make a reservation if you have not already- 626- 584-1126.
 
Bingo @ 7 pm
Magnolia Lounge
492 S. Lake Avenue
Pasadena Ca
 
Parking at Ross across the street.
 
 
 
As always...
 
Hope to see you at Legendary Bingo this week! 
 
Monday- Pasadena @ 7 pm
Wednesday- Hamburger Mary's WeHo @ 7 @ 9 pm
Sunday- Hamburger Mary's WeHo- 6 @ 8 pm
 
xo
Bingo Boy




Tonight- MONDAY, AUGUST 12TH
 
Benefiting AIDS SERVICE CENTER!

starring Bingo Boy & Porsha Hayy!
 
 7 pm showtime
 
492 South Lake Avenue, Pasadena
reservations for all parties- 626-584-1126 
 
Full menu and bar - HAPPY HOUR FOOD 
AND DRINK PRICES ALL NIGHT LONG!
All ages welcome !

Wednesday Night- August 14th
TWO SHOWS!  
Starring Bingo Boy & Roxy Wood!


7 pm- Benefiting -   Bark Avenue Foundation!

 

9 pm- Benefiting -  Ginga Arts!
 
 
Sunday Night- August 18th
Starring Bingo Boy & Calpernia Addams & Roxy Wood! 
 
6 pm- Benefiting -   Leukemia/Lymphoma Society!
 
8 pm- Benefiting -    Cystic Fibrosis Foundation!
   
HAMBURGER MARY'S - WEST HOLLYWOOD 
8288 Santa Monica Blvd- At Sweetzer 
reservations for parties of 6 or more- 323-654-3800 

 

Full menu and bar 
All ages welcome 
Valet and street parking available
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