
A pastor was cleaning out his desk, preparing to move to a new assignment. He felt someone staring at him and he looked up to see the cleaning lady standing in the doorway, leaning on her dust mop with a doleful expression on her face.
"Oh," said the pastor, "You startled me."
'Pastor," said the lady, "I sure hate to see you leave. You have been such a wonderful pastor; I just know the next fellow won't be anywhere near as good as you."
She continued to be very effusive in her praise of him to the point he felt he'd better say something about his coming replacement. "Well, thank you for your kind words, but the next pastor will be a fine person, you'll see. He'll have some qualities I didn't have and he'll be a blessing to the congregation. Give him a chance, OK?"
"He WON'T be as good as you, and I know what I'm talking about."
"Oh?"
"I've been the cleaning lady through the last eight pastors and each one that came was worse than the one before. He won't be as good as you."
John Glass recently retired and is now serving as the interim pastor of the Oklahoma City Central Seventh-day Adventist Church