Laughs and Interesting Stuff
(Kevin and Mary Jane)
Kissing Einstein Style
Albert Einstein, one of the great thinkers of the last century, says that any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Mixed Signals
A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
The Doctor used to give her a rose daily and the engineer give the girl an apple.
Confused the girl asked the engineer, "Love is the meaning of getting a rose so why are you giving me an apple?"
The Engineer answered, "Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
Marriage
A man and woman fell in love, when he asked her to marry him, she said yes with one stipulation. He must never look into the box she kept on a shelf in her closet.
They had a long and wonderful marriage, on their 65th anniversary, the husband finally begs his wife to see what is in the box, he tells her he has been curious all this time so she says, "What the heck, sure you can see what's in it."
Inside the box he finds $25,000.00 and two doilies.
He asks, "What are these doilies for?"
She said, "My mother told me that every time I got angry with my husband I should crochet a doily."
Feeling pretty good about himself he says, "Two doilies, 65 years, not bad, not bad at all."
So he asks, "What's the $25,000.00 for?"
She said, "Oh, that's the money I got for selling the doilies I made."
A Riddle for You
For the answer see the Projects and Opportunities Section of the Newsletter
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Keep On Smiling!
(so people will wonder what your up to AND its contagious)
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