Laughs and Interesting Stuff
(Kevin and Mary Jane)
Be Careful What You Say
John and his buddy Sam were out in the woods hunting.
As they climbed over a downed tree John slipped, fell, and hit his head on a rock.
John wasn't moving so Sam was getting pretty worried and called 911.
John: "My buddy has fallen and I think he's dead!"
911 Operator: "Calm down sir. I'm sure I can help you. The first thing we need to do is make sure he's dead."
Blam - the operator heard a gunshot in her headset
John: "Ok, what do I do next?"
On Aging
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old." --------------------------------- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. (Mostly because we forgot why we were waiting in line in the first place!!)
--------------------------------- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
------------------------------- One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper... it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Look for their Wives
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, well developed, not wearing a bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
"What does your wife look like?" To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
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Keep On Smiling!
(so people will wonder what your up to AND its contagious)
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